GEEK ATTACK!  MCU Star CHRIS PRATT Incorrectly claims  that "INFINITY WAR"  "  Will Meet All Our Expectations " Chris Pratt is the actor that plays Star-Lord in the MCU. (Marvel cinematic universe)   Chis Prat is Also Very Wrong! Here is the reason why... I have not seen the movie yet, I am sure it is simply brilliant and I will fully enjoy it, But I have anticipated it for so long it would be impossible to  ‘meet all my expectations!’ Unless its 9 hours long but only seems like 30 mins of pure Joy, AND  Comes with a magical bottomless Popcorn Bucket  With  Reality suspended so I would never need a mid-film toilet break, It can Not be done! I am VERY sure I am not alone in this! It is in NO way the films itself fault! We will all enjoy this experience far more "IF" we had the power to keep out expectations both reasonable and realistic!  Unfortunately, That is simply not how all our stupid, si...

(Question Posted on the Facebook page:  Sexy Nerd Society  )  MY ANSWER! Given a decent caffeine buzz first, Almost anything! Any topic! (other than perhaps sport.) The information might not be totally accurate, But it will be done with enough confidence to make even experts in the audience that know better than me, Doubt their own knowledge and expertise! Without caffeine, I could do the same but only for about 20 (ish) minutes. (For sport and stuff I have total ignorance off, then half the given above times.) If it is something I actually happen to know something about, then the only issue is for others is, “How do I shut this dull person up!” And IF I happen to be given prep time then it becomes a “money for nothing and chicks for free,” type situation! And given 3 weeks of time to research a topic, I am confident that I could bluff my way through a convention of lifetime academics on the subject! I watch the classic comedy...

By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)  "Pssttt....." "Wana See the Picture I Found on the Internet?"

By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)  Dear Thatcher’s Cider, Quick question about your product, Is it a soft drink You can safely give Your Kids? Or! Does it contain alcohol? Is Thatcher’s OK for ‘Miners’?? <Cheap Pun Warning Siren goes off in the far distance!> 

GEEK ATTACK! WHY MEN PLAY FEMALE TOONS! Once in a while, you get this sort of comment on the internet, "Be careful! Most of the women on <Insert game here> are actually DUDES! Don't be Fooled!" I'm Male. I have a Female Character, I also happen to be straight and NOT trying to fool anyone. Its a game, Not a Hook-Up site. The Reason I choose to have a female character is the following: If I am going to be staring at the arse of a toon for up to 4 hours at a time, I, as a straight man, rather be looking at an attractive female arse rather than some dudes arse. I suspect a lot of people think the same, They tend to choose the gender of their toon to reflect the gender of the arse they happen to be most attracted to. Most (although Obviously, I can not speak for everyone) Are not be ing some sort of Strange Virtual Cross Dressing transvestite, out to tick someone into betraying their naturally inclin...

(Update at end of the original article,)_ ( 18th April 2018!) Should We Be Bombing Syria? Current Personal Thoughts (so far until new facts emerge) As of 16th April 2018-04-16 I totally agree with the sentiments of Michael Rosen. I also equally totally disagree with Michael Rosen. His Post Here! I think the correct term here is Ambivalence. On the one hand, Michael Rosen is right in terms of our tendency in the west to have Arrogant Imperialist / Manifest Destiny senses of entitlement to judge and interfere. One the other, You can’t stand by and watch innocents being attacked with chemical weapons. It smacks too much of the act of complicity ‘vie inaction’ of the international community during the early holocaust atrocities of World War Two. This is the Main question that pops to mind, “Excuse Or Reason?” “Honey I’, going for a walk!” Excuse: I need exercise. Reason: I want to go to the pub to get away from my scream...

Put better than I can.... From Michael Rosen His Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/michael.rosen.5496?hc_ref=ARRbjdi2NifpfIH9mM4-wcwNlEHqQs-YZjGYx-0Q5zzM7dWSeK_YqAvhTAH6AwUQ_as&fref=nf "People who've led lives growing up in suburbs, in comfortable homes, going to schools with glorious playing fields, playing in orchestras, playing in teams, find themselves in power in the parliament of the UK, equipped as it is with rockets and bombs, with a history of strutting across huge areas of the earth's surface, ruling over millions, still talking of 'spheres of influence' and 'our strategic interests', acting as if it is a right and a duty to decide what is or is no t a humanitarian crisis, what is or is not the humanitarian crisis that it has to 'respond to', what is or is not the legitimate target to fire rockets and bombs at...and journalists and politicians lower down the food chain, sit and debate the finer points of this as if, ye...

NEW ANTI CHEAT FACEBOOK GROUP FOR GTA ONLINE! (FOR PC PLATFORM)  CLICK HERE! https://www.facebook.com/groups/161794124645045/

Ok, I have to ask; (Though I doubt id get an answer) Why is shouting at a woman called a "Cat Call"? Why is Female genitalia called a "Pussy"? When Women Fight it is a "Cat Fight"? When they argue it is being "Catty"? What is it with "Catsuits"? And why are so many sexy female hero and villain concepts based on being "Cat-like"? AND If you are describing a woman as somehow being "Unfeminine," then she is the opposite to a Cat analogy, either a "Dog" or "Bitch"? Have I missed something here, Are women, in fact, an alien Cat like race or some crap and I am the last one to know? Please comment bellow with any poper intelligent answers or failing that just slap up some trite immature humour.  

Well, I kinda just committed PC suicide! I hate (with a passion) mod and cheat users! I just declared war on a twitter group, GTA 5 Modded Accounts. I reported their Page to Rockstar (who on copy write violations alone should be able to shut down the page!) Then openly told them about it (and what I think of them!) Of course, they have Hackers and Programmers of Doom on their side with Skills I can barely understand. And it will not be just a few geeks in their mom's basement but an actively organised business, With a load of community support of a load of Sheep who delude themselves that they are some sort of hippy rebels that are "Sticking it to the Man!" So yes, I am Kinda VERY screwed, I would not surprise me if under 72 hours my PC caught fire (or at least got virus bombed to oblivion) And I am under no delusion that there is even a chance of any victory here! Because Rockstar ...

If any GTA online players want to play in an Anti Cheat / Anti Mod Crew, Then consider joining my Crew "Game Purity" Code lettered as "PUTY" in the Crew Section. https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/game_purity Only 2 rules! 1) Never use Mods Or Cheat 2) Report all Mod Users and Cheaters! NOW WITH FACEBOOK GROUP! https://www.facebook.com/groups/161794124645045/ Aditional note of interest, I placed the above in the Rockstar Community Support Forum and one the responses was the following..... " FYI COMMUNITY GUIDELINES The Support forums are a place for players to help other players with solutions to common issues. If you require technical help from Rockstar Support, please return to the Support Homepage in order to browse our official Knowledge Base of known issues for all Rockstar titles and contact our Support Team directly if you need further assistance. Please ensure that all questio...