Rosemary Carroll’s IS NOT ALONE! TORY Anthony Mullen Also has indulged in suspect behaviour! Tory Anthony Mullen (also reinstated by his party,) was quoted as describing a political opponent Diane Abbot as a “filthy, bulbous pig”. Why is 'It' daring to call Diane Abbott a "Pig"? Has David Cameron expressed any romantic interest in her? Sorry, Mr Cameron, You are NEVER going to live that one down! NOTE The Pig-gate scandal was about a DEAD PIG NOT a live one! BUT Some would argue that Necrophilia is worse than Beastiality! HUFFPOST Source Story: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tories-reinstate-councillor-who-called-diane-abbott-a-pig-straight-after-election_uk_5aec8b6ee4b0c4f193223f45 A REMINDER OF ROSEMARY CARROLL'S GUILT, CLICK HERE! 

HOW TO VASTLY IMPROVE THE CONTROVERSIAL JOKE OF A TORY COUNSELLOR OF PENDLE! Rosemary Carroll’s IS NOT ALONE! TORY Anthony Mullen Also has indulged in suspect behaviour! CLICK HERE

Hello, I just signed the petition, “Parliament: Make cannabis oil (THC & CBD) legal and available on the NHS.” I think this is important. Will you sign it too? Here’s the link: https://www.change.org/p/parliament-make-cannabis-oil-thc-cbd-legal-and-available-on-the-nhs?utm_medium=email&utm_source=petition_signer_receipt&utm_campaign=triggered&share_context=signature_receipt&recruiter=728310557 CLICK HERE 2 reasons, 1) Common sense from a medical standpoint. 2) To help undermine organised crime, Thanks, Ross PS Relevant Link to Spoof Meme Bellow,  CLICK HERE FOR RELEVANT SPOOF MEME!  Illegal Cannabis WILL cause YOU Mental Health problems and Harm YOU! HOWEVER! I STILL Think Cannabis SHOULD be Legalised! CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHY!

It is only the 4th and I am Soo sick of May!! (And I'm feeling a little weary about the Month Of May as well!)

Introducing Dr Jonathan Swift (DM) Because there seems to be a slight confusion between my Satirical Spoof Pieces and my Straight Serious Pieces I will now be Using the pseudonym Dr Jonathan Swinft (DM) for all future satire! Note the (DM) is on purpose (because using MD is illegal in some places,) And if asked I will tell people that is stands for Dungen Master because he runs his local D&D group. Bit by bit I will also be going through past material to insert the pseudonym as the apparent author.  

Latest Science News: Physics! Date: 27 or April 2018 By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)  The Universe is made of Quarks and Leptons! Apparently, a scientist in the Republic of Ireland are now trying to re-create optimal laboratory conditions in order to capture a "Lepton ” Successfully capturing a “Lepton” would lead to a significant increase in project funding! Because theoretically if you can manage to capture a “Letpon” ...... You can force the wee green bastard to tell you where his Pot of Gold is! If successful there will follow a future project to capture a “Quark”. Of course, this My lead to our first attempts at time travel, (To travel forward in time try and get to the Federation Outpost Deep Space 9.) (Because we hear rumour there is a  “Quark” there that can be physically captured!) Follow Up Related News: Biology. In the North East of the United Kingdom, An amateur scientist and father...

! . Is the Representation of Apu racist by default? . . There have been claims that the Representation of Apu in the famous cartoon series "The Simpsons" is Racist. . There have cries for his character to be removed for being offensive to minorities. . Although I consider myself an anti-racist Liberal, I am not sure how I feel about this, . On the one hand, racial stereotypes are not a good thing, . On the other hand, you don't want a lack of racial representation (ie whitewashing). . We are only very lately getting a decent amount of racial diversity in our Super Heros! . Is merely the use of Any accent in Any characterisation an act of racism? . Most people of any background do have an accent of some sort. . I am not sure how you can adequately represent any character without one. . Are we then saying that professional actors can only play characters close enough to who they are in real life? . Should not Actors be allowed to access any role within their talent sp...

I always find myself feeling a little uncomfortable around Racial Minorities. Always a little bit of edge that trouble of some sort might start. I feel the same about seeing openly Gay People! Because while they may be minding their own business, If some Bigot starts ranting, abusing them, or even physically assaulting them! Then I feel honour bound to Run Across Defend the innocent and blindside Or even Bash the Bigot if necessary! (Within the legal limits of proportional response obviously!)   PS Your most Likely initial response is obvious. No! I am not some delusional nut with fantasies about being “Batman” . That NOT what I aspire too! I fantasise about being a great pacifist Speaker like Gandhi or Martin Lither King! That is what I aspire too! That is true greatness in Both body and in spirit! Any thug with a Baseball bat can enact revenge. True greatness lies in being able to change hearts and minds for the bett...

GEEK ATTACK!  MCU Star CHRIS PRATT Incorrectly claims  that "INFINITY WAR"  "  Will Meet All Our Expectations " Chris Pratt is the actor that plays Star-Lord in the MCU. (Marvel cinematic universe)   Chis Prat is Also Very Wrong! Here is the reason why... I have not seen the movie yet, I am sure it is simply brilliant and I will fully enjoy it, But I have anticipated it for so long it would be impossible to  ‘meet all my expectations!’ Unless its 9 hours long but only seems like 30 mins of pure Joy, AND  Comes with a magical bottomless Popcorn Bucket  With  Reality suspended so I would never need a mid-film toilet break, It can Not be done! I am VERY sure I am not alone in this! It is in NO way the films itself fault! We will all enjoy this experience far more "IF" we had the power to keep out expectations both reasonable and realistic!  Unfortunately, That is simply not how all our stupid, si...

(Question Posted on the Facebook page:  Sexy Nerd Society  )  MY ANSWER! Given a decent caffeine buzz first, Almost anything! Any topic! (other than perhaps sport.) The information might not be totally accurate, But it will be done with enough confidence to make even experts in the audience that know better than me, Doubt their own knowledge and expertise! Without caffeine, I could do the same but only for about 20 (ish) minutes. (For sport and stuff I have total ignorance off, then half the given above times.) If it is something I actually happen to know something about, then the only issue is for others is, “How do I shut this dull person up!” And IF I happen to be given prep time then it becomes a “money for nothing and chicks for free,” type situation! And given 3 weeks of time to research a topic, I am confident that I could bluff my way through a convention of lifetime academics on the subject! I watch the classic comedy...

By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)  "Pssttt....." "Wana See the Picture I Found on the Internet?"

By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)  Dear Thatcher’s Cider, Quick question about your product, Is it a soft drink You can safely give Your Kids? Or! Does it contain alcohol? Is Thatcher’s OK for ‘Miners’?? <Cheap Pun Warning Siren goes off in the far distance!> 

GEEK ATTACK! WHY MEN PLAY FEMALE TOONS! Once in a while, you get this sort of comment on the internet, "Be careful! Most of the women on <Insert game here> are actually DUDES! Don't be Fooled!" I'm Male. I have a Female Character, I also happen to be straight and NOT trying to fool anyone. Its a game, Not a Hook-Up site. The Reason I choose to have a female character is the following: If I am going to be staring at the arse of a toon for up to 4 hours at a time, I, as a straight man, rather be looking at an attractive female arse rather than some dudes arse. I suspect a lot of people think the same, They tend to choose the gender of their toon to reflect the gender of the arse they happen to be most attracted to. Most (although Obviously, I can not speak for everyone) Are not be ing some sort of Strange Virtual Cross Dressing transvestite, out to tick someone into betraying their naturally inclin...

(Update at end of the original article,)_ ( 18th April 2018!) Should We Be Bombing Syria? Current Personal Thoughts (so far until new facts emerge) As of 16th April 2018-04-16 I totally agree with the sentiments of Michael Rosen. I also equally totally disagree with Michael Rosen. His Post Here! I think the correct term here is Ambivalence. On the one hand, Michael Rosen is right in terms of our tendency in the west to have Arrogant Imperialist / Manifest Destiny senses of entitlement to judge and interfere. One the other, You can’t stand by and watch innocents being attacked with chemical weapons. It smacks too much of the act of complicity ‘vie inaction’ of the international community during the early holocaust atrocities of World War Two. This is the Main question that pops to mind, “Excuse Or Reason?” “Honey I’, going for a walk!” Excuse: I need exercise. Reason: I want to go to the pub to get away from my scream...

Put better than I can.... From Michael Rosen His Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/michael.rosen.5496?hc_ref=ARRbjdi2NifpfIH9mM4-wcwNlEHqQs-YZjGYx-0Q5zzM7dWSeK_YqAvhTAH6AwUQ_as&fref=nf "People who've led lives growing up in suburbs, in comfortable homes, going to schools with glorious playing fields, playing in orchestras, playing in teams, find themselves in power in the parliament of the UK, equipped as it is with rockets and bombs, with a history of strutting across huge areas of the earth's surface, ruling over millions, still talking of 'spheres of influence' and 'our strategic interests', acting as if it is a right and a duty to decide what is or is no t a humanitarian crisis, what is or is not the humanitarian crisis that it has to 'respond to', what is or is not the legitimate target to fire rockets and bombs at...and journalists and politicians lower down the food chain, sit and debate the finer points of this as if, ye...