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SEVEN DAYS!

. " SEVEN DAYS! " . . "RIGHT!" . "FOR THE NEXT SEVEN FULL DAYS I AM SIMPLY NOT!"  "REPEAT!" "NOT GONNA TAKE ANY CRAP FROM ANYONE!" . "UNDERSTAND!" . "DO I MAKE MYSELF ABSOLUTELY CLEAR!" . "NO MORE MR NICE GUY FOR SEVEN DAYS! " . "FOR SEVEN DAYS I WILL BE A TOTALLY RUTHLESS SON OF A BITCH!" . . THERE WILL BE NO MERCY FOR THE " WEEK !" . . :)   . (you have just been pun bombed!)  . . . . Did anyone out there get this joke???

GEEK ATTACK! How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!

. . How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts! . . Once Upon a time a very drunk ickle Boy (Aged 46) got home after being out all night and went on Facebook. . He came across this post. . CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE-UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. . (Credit, some random dude called Richard Hartley on a Facebook site called ”The Pun Hub”) . Two hours later the young lad (aged 46) was still pissing himself laughing. And felt it would be fun to share the Joy with all the other boys and girls. . But on Ev...

Vintage Style Little Girls Dress and Sun Hat (for a 2-year-old) With Matching Dolls Dress, (Doll NOT included!)

Vintage Style Little Girls Dress and Sun Hat  (for a 2-year-old)  With Matching Dolls Dress,  (Doll NOT included!)  If You Are interested then go to eBay by clicking Here! If You Are interested then go to eBay by clicking Here!

VERY IMPORTANT! BEFORE You let Yourself react......!

. VERY IMPORTANT! BEFORE You let Yourself react......! Make sure You DO read the last 3 lines FIRST! . . . (.....And then maybe share....)  Note: Not My Own creation, lifted from the internet! .

X-factor 2018, Here, Bellow, are the things I care about in series 15.

GEEK ATTACK! MIGHT HAVE SPOILERS! WORLD OF WARCRAFT, The Ogmot Papers!

GEEK ATTACK! WORLD OF WARCRAFT, The Ogmot Papers Dream journal found on the body of a rare spawn in the new version of the Silithus Zone! MIGHT HAVE SPOILERS!

Right wing Nazi Yaxley-Lennon Has been freed? !!

. Right wing Nazi Yaxley-Lennon Has been freed? !! It is this sort of crap that makes me want to END ALL LIFE ON EARTH! Even if you ignore all the crap we as humans do to each other, the animal kingdom is just as bad! Male Lions that kill cubs to order to shag their mother. Zebra stallions that will kill a newly born foal because it 'Smells Wrong'  <not like its own offspring>. Two species of wasp whose larvae eats a paralysed host in exactly to right order to keep that host alive as long as possible! Even dolphins will bully and victimise a porpoise to death for no other reason than their own entertainment! As far as I can see the only creature that doesn't exist by causing harm to another is the Dung Beatle! I get so sick of the constant innate cruelty of life and the Dramas that I sometimes would just love the whole of life in the universe to quietly 'go to sleep' and not wake up! NOTE I don’t want...

GEEK ATTACK! Have you fellow Blizz fans seen this!

Have you fellow Blizz fans seen this! For the Horde! Terry Crews declared his allegiance in a special  World of Warcraft  edition of CelebriD&D. Catch the full episode tomorrow on Nerdist. Prepare for war with World of Warcraft: Battle For Azeroth, available 8/14: worldofwarcraft.com https://www.facebook.com/Nerdist/videos/2375542389130222/?t=11

Geek Attack! RE: World of Warcraft V's Wife

. RE: World of Warcraft . My wife smiled as she told me she is looking forward to the next expansion, I had to remind her, "Sorry love, but the new World of Warcraft content is coming out soon and there is the pre-content to do now, you will have to wait at least another 9-week s before you can enjoy one of my 'expansions' again!"

GEEK ATTACK! Dear Rockstar, How do I Complete this Daily Objective!

Dear Rockstar, Please advise and give tips, How do I Complete this Daily Objective (The second one down) Without being a total Dick to My fellow players in the Session? Thank You!

GEEK ATTACK! Explain and translate what She means for Me, please?

NOTE! BELLOW MEME LIFTED FROM INTERNET! NOT  ONE OF MY OWN CREATIONS!  My Wife has often expressed a desire to have one of "His Organs" put inside Her. It makes me feel a little confused as I am still not entirely sure what She means? She is very healthy, after all! It is not as if she has a bad liver or a sick kidney of anything similar? Can anyone possibly explain and translate what she means for me, please?

RANT RAT SITE IMPROVEMENTS!

RANT RAT SITE IMPROVEMENTS! . RAT  LOMBOT RANT PAGE! NEW EASIER TO USE LAYOUT! https://lombot.blogspot.com/ RANTS! PRO: Geek Stuff, Stupid Puns! Attempted Humour to make You Both Giggle AND Think! PLUS! PRO:  Socialism / ANTI: Misogyny! Racism! Bigotry!   https://lombot.blogspot.com/ .

GEEK ATTACK! MAJOR ROCKSTAR LEAK! GTA X!

GEEK ATTACK!  MAJOR ROCKSTAR LEAK!  GTA X! 

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