. Do NOT look at your hand to tell your sexuality! My system is MUCH BETTER and FAR MORE ACCURATE!  . (A response to University OF Essex Research!)  . . Today (19 oct 2018) The University Of Essex  claimed  to have done a study that can tell you sexuality by studying your fingers! . https://www.essex.ac.uk/news/2018/10/16/can-your-fingers-provide-a-clue-to-your-sexuality . The Independent feature is here, . https://www.indy100.com/article/gay-straight-sexual-identity-hands-fingers-science-research-essex-university-8590081?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1539875375 . . . I know my spelling and grammar are sub-par, and that their research team have a shit load more qualifications than "ickl ol me" . But am I totally wrong in feeling this is tremendously stupid! . I have to admit I have not yet read this research but my initial gut reaction is that this sounds suspiciously bull shitty stuff, aki...

. . Now for something very silly! (Those outside UK won't get it...) .

. HELP! . My Constant Rage is slowly killing Me! .

. PERSONAL NOTE TO SELF  . (But you can peek too if you want.)  . . "I really hate and no longer give a shit about this world or it stupid people!" .  "Leave me the hell alone to play my fun computer games!" . . <They said while at the very same time feeling irresistibly compelled to slave over long, super dull, social justice issue research then painstakingly putting together relevant articles, .  (That no one reads Or ever really cares about) . Despite being the worst possible person to have to be stuck doing this, because of both their Dyslexia and their own natural shitty temperament! > . . .Ok, the brief pity party is now over. . Back to "Work!"  

! . Esther McVey UK MP. . An MP (of the UK) who introduced new regulations for disability benefits,  . Who also implied certain sanctions and restrictions may be made and placed against charities that openly criticized the government's austerity measures and if "entitled due respect" to herself  was not shown, . . So as she cannot be criticised this is the "Work Around" by complimenting her instead! . . 10 Highly Genuine Heart Felt Complementary Things To Say About The Ever Lovely Esther McVey EX MP. . . Because we all love Her so much! . 1)   . The Goddess McVey is so above us mere beings of base clay, that unlike us, her flatulence sounds like the sighs of Angels, Smells of the very essence of Hope itself and may, in fact, contain Healing Properties. . 2)  . To bathe in the coldest darkest shadow of Esther McVey is as redeeming and as spiritually renewing as being in the most blinding light of our Lord Jesu...

. Why it was a bit obvious from the start, That the Saudi Government DID commit the vile and immoral Murder of Washington Post Reporter Jamal Khashoggi.  (The Huge hole in their original story.)  . . My response to this footage! . https://www.facebook.com/NowThisPolitics/videos/733996906939779/?t=7 . . The  Saudi Government kinda lost all pausable deniability when they claimed there was no security coverage of the rear entrance! .  Really!?. . Is that the best half arse excuse you could come up with? .  It is not a Corner shop, or a Barbers, or a Garage,  (Most of which would have security coverage in the rear entrance nowadays) .  It is a consulate! . Where important people and diplomats meet! .  You trying to Sell me the idea that an important government building that may potentially be a target from all sorts of attacks is LESS secure than my local corner shop that just sell...

. SOME FREE ADVICE TO ALL UK BASED CHARITIES! . . . "How would such an act of passive resistance work"  I hear you ask? . Well, let us take (totally at random), for example, a totally random public figure. . For this series of examples let us use Tory Minister, Esther McVey, . For best effect, these must be said in a totally straight-faced, sincere manner with NO sarcastic vocal inflexion. . Otherwise, it will not work! . Note : Remember that this particular public figure has been chosen totally at random and is being used for demonstration purposes only. . 1)  The Goddess McVey is so above us mere beings of base clay, that unlike us, her flatulence sounds like the sighs of Angles, Smells of the very essence of Hope itself and may, in fact, contain Healing Properties. . 2) To bathe in the coldest darkest shadow of Esther McVey is as redeeming and as spiritually renewing as being in the most blinding light of our Lord Jesus Christ. . 3) Esther Mcvey...

I Ross Edward Fortune Lombardi Hereby Officially invite Tommy Robinson AKA Yaxley-Lennon to attempt to Sue Me For Defamation Of Character and Libel! . . . . I can not help but morbidly wonder if I and My Family will physically survive the next 12 months now! . Kinda wish I had not signed up on an 18 month Sky TV Contract now! . :) . SEE ALSO! . It is so lucky that we can Magically spot Paedophiles so easily, Just by looking at their skin colour! . https://lombot.blogspot.com/p/blog-page_18.html . SEE ALSO! . Attempt At Explaining Islam To Stupid People! . http://lombot.blogspot.com/p/it-is-hard-to-explain-how-wrong-this.html . . .

. The world is a truly horrendous place right now. . Let us pause to enjoy a very stupid pun! . One of my best, I feel, .

. TRUMP said, . "It is a scary time for men!" . "Scary time for Men?? . Really? . https://www.facebook.com/NowThisPolitics/videos/1879668325435157/?t=52 .

. The Weirdness of Modern Language 1 (Note it is only the Nature of Modern language that is being poked at here, NOT peoples choices of lifestyle!) (I am not sure if this would count outside of the UK) Straight couple. A Man comes home from work and his wife gives him a ‘bit of a tongue lashing’! Lesbian couple. A woman comes home from work and her wife gives her a ‘bit of a tongue lashing’! Only one of there recipients enjoys the experience! As to which meaning would be applicable to a Male Gay couple? I have no idea! . .

. KAVENAUGH  May have achieved a type of Immortality!  . . LOL!. . Well, I am sure we would all love to leave a legacy that continues in the human races consciousness long after our death!  . I wonder if his descendants will become so embarrassed that they change their family name, and conveniently forget including in the family tree?  . Anyone with a large ego would find this a horrible "cruel and unusual" punishment. . The bigger their ego the worse this punishment would potentially be to them!  . . (For reference look up the popular term "His name is Mudd" and it's association to the President Lincoln assassination!) . .

. . . SPOOF GMO PRANK REPORT!  . 6th Oct 2018 . A short while ago I (in a motion to support this cause of REAL Science and Education!) created a spoof campaign that pretended on the face of it to be Anti-GMO. . The page on BLOGSPOT is called, WE MUST BAN ALL GMO’S SOLD ONLINE!! . And is at this address. . https://lombot.blogspot.com/p/we-must-ban-all-gmos-part-1-feminist.html . These are the hit results. . 403 .  That was just the intro to this post, the main reason I write to you now is to expand on this. . Because on the page after a fair few lines of utter piss-taking there is a link button to press asking for donations to this fake cause!. . DO NOT WORRY. . At no time was any information taken! . It was only used as a “Stupidity Counter” to see how many were silly enough to try and give money to this reim of my handspun bullshit. . The Answer. . Only 5! . The page this donation button takes you too says it...

OPEN LETTER TO THE ENTIRE WORLD! Dear World, Hello, I am an aspiring writer living in Redcar (NE, UK). My name is Ross Lombardi and I have a BA in print media (2.2) There is a cornucopian orgy of material covering most subjects, that I can provide as examples of work that can be found on my personal blog. https://lombot.blogspot.com/ Obviously, my personal blog has to much of "My self" in it and is meant to only reflect me. BUT Please do not be "Put off" by some of the content, Because As a writer on your staff, I do obviously understand concepts like "Editorial Policy" and "Writing for a Market" that would be applied to writing for your publication. In other words, I recognise that there is a big difference between writing for myself and writing for a client or my Editor. I also have other skills such as Page Layout, Research, General Material So...