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! . Oh,  I remember those lovely days,  when I was still vaguely thin. . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKsU4LewzSw . !

. May V's Blair! My Comment ..

. GEEK ATTACK! My Hardest Beaten Boss! ! . Using the PC online, . I have thoroughly beaten, .  'The Pink Bishop' . In the game of . " I managed to get the house alone to myself for 30 mins "  . < Using my 'Joystick' interface! > . The boss just flopped down after spilling a load of stuff from its insides! . Although I did win initially, I did 'wipe' afterwards, . <Using Man-sized tissues, > . !

I hate sitting on my Aunt Dick's lap! Because He always seems to have a lump in his skirt that makes it uncomfortable to sit on! And He won't stop wiggling!  And Because I am now 46 years old!

. I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TOMMY ROBINSON! . If Anyone happens to see that Tommy person! Please remind him that my open challenge to him is still waiting to be accepted! Pass it on! . . . It took over 5 hours to collate this data and work out these figures! . . . ! . But you can not compare white people with Muslims! . They are two different categories! . But this fact is what makes the extrapolated math possible. . I felt safe in making and combining the 2 following assumptions. , 1) . That a maximum of 2% of the Muslim population in the UK was White. . And . 2) . That a maximum of 2% of White people in the UK was Muslim . These are the only assumption in the math that was done, all the rest was achieved using solid figures! . If the target chosen by the racist had been a faith that had been largely white then the mathematical extrapolation could not have been safely done and their lies revealed. . I love the irony that this is one time a ty...

! . What would Jesus Christ do? . (If he were a Republican!) . t=116 https://www.facebook.com/NowThisPolitics/videos/1007709012755607/?t=116 . !

! . Muslims are NOT! . I REPEAT NOT Having a war on Christmas! . CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO! . https://www.facebook.com/NowThisPolitics/videos/2426255457405930/ . . ! . On a very similar note, . Muslims are also NOT! . I REPEAT NOT Having a war on Poppies either! . As demonstrated by the below very clever memes. . NOTE: THIS MEME IS NOT MY CREATIONS, IT IS LIFTED FROM NET! . . . . . FOR EVEN MORE INFO!  CLICK HERE! . ! . . A Great quote of the stupid. . "Facts? Don't bother telling me Facts! Facts mean nothing! You can prove anything with Facts!" . <Facepalm!> . ! ! . For admin use, . ! . Muslims are NOT! . I REPEAT NOT, Having a war on Christmas! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/2018/11/muslims-are-not-i-repeat-not-having-war.html . !

! . Notes On EUnicron Breeding! . ! . !

! . . Matthew Hedges: UAE considering clemency for British academic jailed for life on spying charges. . My Rant Comment! . I am totally confident, he was in no way used as a political bargaining chip in any secret trade or diplomatic negotiations, at all, even a bit, (Honest!). . Such an insinuation would be deeply offensive to both the UAE and the entire UK. . "Cross my heart and hope to die!" . PS, . I also have a deeply held beliefs in Big Foot, UFO's, The Loch Ness Monster, that Elvis is secretly still alive, Tooth Fairy, Astrology and that the anti- vaxers and anti-GMO arguments have some valid fair points to make! . !

. The Ross Lombardi Grand Immature Fun Family Destroying Seasonal Meltdown Toddler Style Tantrum! 2018 (Enjoy) . .

! . RE : The Infinity UFO Glitch Mod! . When is Rockstar going to pull their head out their arses and make the game SECURE! . NO other MMORPG has these sort endemic problems! . NOT WOW!  . NOT ESO!  . NOT FALLOUT 76! . There is NO excuse! . ! SEE ALSO! . GEEK ATTACK! Rockstar GTA Online Ramble Rant! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/dear-rockstar.html .

! . MIND BLOWN! . The most brilliant speech I have ever heard from a living person, and easily the top ten of all speeches ever! . https://www.facebook.com/NowThisPolitics/videos/1962843860510938/?t=236 . !

! . Dear Amazon Prime Video and Amazon Music! . Here is an Idea . Get married! . Please make Amazon Music available THOUGH the Amazon Prime Video TV APP! . Then I would get more value out of taking an up an Amazon Music Unlimited Subscription! . This would also help increase your brand's image as an “all in one” media service. . Thank you! . ! . ! . !

! . DEAR DR AMADIOHA,  . (AND ALL WHO SHARE HER TYPE OF BUSINESS SCAM MODEL!) . A DECLARATION OF WAR! . This post made me angry! . "Hello friends! have you ever been at a point where you are about to commit suicide because all hope is gone? I was at that point due to accumulated debts and my husband who was the bread winner of the family was taken away by one witch, i was going through my facebook page and i read an article from Sharon how Dr Amadioha helped her to restore her relationship i never believed in any of these but i gave it a try he told me what to do which i did and within 48 hours as he promised my husband came begging me and today i'm happy in my home with 3 children you can contact him via email ( CENSORDED @gmail. com) i promised to tell the whole world about this destiny help called DR AMADIOHA." . . Dear Dr Amadioha, (we both know this is a fake name and fake credentials) . I will try and stop you from hurting people! . Where ever I see one of...

! . MAN COMPLAINS  ABOUT  FEMALE SOUPERIORITY! . Some bloke was making an uninformed comment about what he perceived as  "female souperiority, " . But he could not see how it came across as misogynistic, . It seems a little misogynistic to talk about female souperiority. . . I think you will find that cannibalism (even as tasty warm soup) is frowned on by our society! . . <This is the sort of stupid arse comment I make, thinking its funny if I am allowed to touch a keyboard at 6am before having my self-subscribed medicinal coffee!> . < Note, I am not taking the piss out of someone else's spelling, there was no such Man or Comment in the first place!>  . ! . See also, . NOW IT IS ILLEGAL TO HAVE A FAMILY BARBECUE IN MY OWN COUNTRY!  . !

. YAY! . I am NOW technically a published  (Though still unpaid amateur)  Author! . See my first ever successfully submitted online article here! . https://vocalites.com/2018/11/17/hypothetical-usa-firearms-controls/ . On  Vocalites https://vocalites.com/home/ . . Just to save some time, . I better also slap in my cut n paste criticism response below! . .

. . The Original  https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/crowdfund-started-to-have-nigel-farage-fired-into-the-sun-20161227119441?fbclid=IwAR27ayjPLZ92ZGa-mW4jJ-fIVPpHhBaBqRIJcnVFDUqP-rFoFh7eRjzrPt8 Created by the,  The Daily Mash https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/ . .

! . <This is NOT my Meme, I lifted this from the NET!)  . . My own comment. . ! . "NO!" "I AM NOT FUCKING, 'GOING TO SHARE WITH MY FAMILY!' " THEY CAN GET THEIR OWN FUCKING SNACKS!  MINE!  ALL MINE!  FUCK OFF!" . This is the very first thoughts that honestly popped into my head from just seeing this photo!  . There is 'Maybe', 'Perhaps' , a very 'small' chance I have an ickle bit of a 'food issue!' . !

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