. ! . THE REAL PLOT OF AVENGERS INFINITY WAR! . If you have never seen the Marvel Film Infinity War, . I will explain it to you, . The Main character is a very wise Alien religious leader called Thanos. . Thanos is the misunderstood real hero of the film that actually has some practical common sense! . Do not let anyone else tell you otherwise! . The tragic part is that he has to sacrifice his own beloved daughter to save the population of the universe from themselves. . (A bit like how Christians believe God sacrificed his own Son to save us all, )  . A load of stupid immature people with no wisdom, vision or proper foresight try and stop him. . Do not worry though, the good guy manages to win in the end despite being unfairly outnumbered!. . So the film does manage to have a happy ending! . !

! . Holy FUCK! . I am so full of constant rage at the moment that my fingers keep trembling and my vision keep going blurred! . It is now clocking up to being like this for nearly 12 hours straight! . I guess it is another "Fuck all sleep" night again! . It is much worse tonight than usual! . I can not help but wonder if tonight is the night my flabby 46-year-old body finally gives out and I get either a stroke or a heart attack! . This constant rage is so hard to take that I am starting to think that if any of the far-right finally get enough balls to kill me, it would almost be a blessed fucking relief! . How to hell I am supposed to get to the Lords Heaven at this rate when all I ever want to do is be violent! . !

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! . A response to this link, . https://www.facebook.com/OnlyMemesAndBanter/videos/2226747020739220/?t=14 . ! . THE SILLY LITTLE LYING BRITISH ISIS WAR BRIDE!  . "I think people should have sympathy for all the things I have been through," . "I didn't know what I was getting into when I left," . How stupid and gullible does she think we all are? . Yeh!  . Because no insecure woman has ever been tricked, gaslighted, or deceived by a man into an abusive relationship or manipulative cult ever before! . Ever! . I simply have never ever happened! . To any Woman! . All those very silly women hiding in shelters or forced “on the game” must be lying to pull a fast one, and just get free stuff! . The very absurdity of the idea is absolutely hilarious! . Woman all over the world keeps resorting to immaturely giving themselves black eyes or pretending to be suicidal from emotional damage, just because they happen to love all the drama ...

! . GEEK ATTACK!  . Kinetic into thermal energy to cook food.  . (An immature response question to the brilliant minded Parker Ormonde) . Dear Parker Ormonde. . If it takes 23 K of slaps to cook a chicken how many spanks would it take to cook other food?  . Assuming not just only size but also flesh density is taken into consideration.  . . What about cooking other animals such as beef, pork or any of the Hominoidea? . What if I wanted to eat a Capuchin? . How many times would my wife have to spank a Capuchin to cook it for me? . How many spanks of the monkey do I need? . !

! . For all those that desperately need a smile! . https://www.facebook.com/9gag/videos/330326347587777/?t=76 . . !

! . Will there be far less objectifying in future MCU films?! . I do not know if this is at all true... . There are rumours circulating that there will be far less  objectifying in future MCU films. . If all objectifying in fantasy escapist films is bad,  . Then does that mean that future MCU films will start having a policy of NO longer coming up with half-arsed excuses to have all the male heroes take their shirts off at some point?  . If so my poor Wife will be so terribly disappointed! . ! SEE ALSO. . MCU  MEMES! ! . MCU  MEMES https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/blog-page_55.html . ! THE FULL VERSION OF ABOVE COMMENT  FOUND BELOW....... ! . GEEK COMMON SENSE ATTACK! . ARE SEXY SUPER HEROS OK? . . Will there be far less objectifying in future MCU and DCU films?! . I do not know if this is at all true... . There are rumours circulating that there will be far less...

! . PS,  . If we were in a Matrix,  . It could only be 20 years old,  . All our memories might just be fake uploads and all our apparent ages may be false!  . !

! . Missing you on Valentines Day?! . ! .

!  .  I say it again,  "Once more with feeling!",  .  When it comes to any illicit government agencies or anyone else that want me to "Shut the hell up",  .  Screw em,  .  I double dare any bloody spook buggers to come for me!  .  (Looking at you PUTIN you fuck tard!) . #PerfectPutin   .  !

Its another one of those, Go to bed exhausted at midnight, Wake up this morning at 4am full of Rage, Type days... My Constant Rage is slowly killing me!

! . A SHOUT OUT FOR RESEARCH HELP! . WHAT ON EARTH IS "Google+ API deprecation"? . . . DEAR WORLD OF "IT", . SERIOUS QUESTIONS? . WHAT ON EARTH IS " Google+ API deprecation " . AND WHY IS IT HAPPENING? . AND HOW WILL IT EFFECT ME PERSONALLY AS BOTH AN INTERNET USER? . AND AS A BLOG WRITER? . WILL THE DOMAIN NAME I PURCHASED FROM GOOGLE BE AFFECTED BY THIS? . I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT "API" MEANS! . SO WHAT IS API? . AND WHY IT GOOGLE DEPRECATING IT? . WILL THIS AFFECT USERS OF GOOGLE "ADSENSE"? . !

! . I was a Heroin Addict, . I have now proudly cut back to only letting myself watch BUFFY once a month as a very special treat! . !

! . A personal promotion of the article "Who Knew?" in 'The Guardian'. . Everyone should read this article in The Guardian. . R Kelly, Michael Jackson and Bryan Singer. Who knew? Everyone . By Marina Hyde . https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2019/jan/31/r-kelly-michael-jackson-and-bryan-singer-who-knew-everyone?CMP=fb_gu&fbclid=IwAR2fxIv6OPbP71kA-DSnQevk7l_Xqns2sQaFD-XKSlsar_1KmZDYnhs3xjY . !

to all the women out there why do you hate periods so much punctuation is important without it a sentence is much harder to scan through and make sense of . . Sorry, Super crap joke! . At the time I thought it was Bloody funny!  . . . . I should not have written the above joke without a proper explanation!  . !!!!!!!!!!!!!! . . . . . Small update. . Actually joking aside, . Because the "Joke" was 'menstrual cycle' / 'punctuation education' based, the idea it might be a good hook or be used as some sort of Meme or Advertisement highlighting "Period Poverty". . Young women are having to miss days off school because of not being able to afford their basic feminine sanitation needs. . I'll have to give the creative possibilities some more thought. . !

THIS! FROM, "NOW THIS" https://twitter.com/i/status/1090217105797074944 Try and watch it now, before it is removed! NUFF SAID!

! . HEADS UP! . SCAM ALERT! . NETFLIX SCAM ALERT! . . !

! . Dear Miriam Margolyes . A COOKING TIP! . Always Remember! . Along with Fine Red Wine (Such as a fine Chianti), any decent "Cooked Cameron" dish should also be served with "Pork" and fava beans! . From Ross Lombardi. . . !

! . HEADS UP MATH NERDS! . . There is a new form of widely used statistical analysis that typically presents its data on a 0-100% scale. . Know as the POOAS method. . It is now the most widely used form of data presentation in the world! . Now used globally by all governments a staggering 84.3 % of the time! . Yet you may not yet have ever heard of it. . . . . THE POOAS Method! . . . . PROUDLY ONLY PRINTED ON NON-GMO PAPER! . PROUDLY  ONLY USES NON-GMO INK! . . From S. A Chasim. PHucD. OCD. With a Forward By Dr Jonathan Swift. DM . ONLY £6.66p GBP! CLICK HERE  TO GET YOURS! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/fake-warning-do-not-publih.html . . . . . THE  POOAS   Method! . . . ( Pulled Out Of Arse Statistics!)  . . Used by a Politician or Lobbyist near you!. . ! . HELP! . I have a crap load of books everywhere! . I do not put them in any order! . I am super untidy, . I have not been able to find my book about...

. GEEK ATTACK!  . "IF" there is such a thing as a Harry Potter MOD for GTA 5. . . I heard there is a Harry Potter mod for GTA 5 now!  .  "IF" true, Then this is how I imagined a Harry Potter's "Dobby " in a "GTA 5" style game world!  .  ! . PS . And here is a variant if "EA" got involved! . . SPOOF BONUS! . CONGRATULATIONS! . Your (Sightly more realistic version,)  letter from Hogwarts has finally arrived!  . .