. . ! . Dear Marvel Universe, . I would love to have a very small part in . BLACK WIDOW! . But that can never, ever, happen! . Unfortunately... . She is only a fictitious character, . That will never exist in real life! . Plus if she existed she would be a little out of my league! . (Actually, let's be honest, A LOT out of my league!) . So instead, . If at all possible, . . I will settle for a walk-on role, . In a Black Widow Movie in the real world Instead! . ! ! . NOTE . Before any of you happen to decide to judge me too harshly! . REMEMBER THAT! . THOR RAGNAROK had a, "Your Hammer pulled you off?...." , Joke in it!!! . . In AGE OF ULTRON Toney Stark asks of Black Widow and Dr Banner, As a throwaway line, . "What kept you? Are you two finished playing hide the Zucchini" . (It is a green long vegetable being used as a HULK penis joke reference!) . ! . !