! . COMING SOON! . (Probably) . ! . . . . Just to clarify, . (Because my wife thought the joke might be a bit too harsh!) . No disrespect to Ms Johnasson is meant, . Only a light poke in fun. . I am not a professional film critic, Or A Hollywood insider! . No gives two craps (or should) about what some random fat man from the industrial north of England thinks on this subject! . But if you wanted an opinion, of what I actually really think outside of this joke, then it is the following. . My totally uninformed opinion is, . That she is far more talented then people realise. . I think she is pulling, what I call, a ... "DiCaprio" . I think that much the same way people might not have realised how talented Leonardo DiCaprio was during his "Pretty Boy" phase unless they had seen him in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape," . I suspect (but obviously do not actually know) that we have not yet seen what she can actually do! . I suspect that as the normal ...

. . RE: Fallout 4 random crashing! Don't give me trite links to the support site! Don't give me crap about verifying files! Don’t just placate me with you half arse constant excuses and standardised responses! I am not a mere exception I am a common frustration! Bethesda! Get Your Heads Out Of Your Arse and sort this SHIT OUT! NOW! You are screwing your own reputation over! I am spamming this as an open letter and making dam sure that they get the message!  Please excuse my present rage!  I am pretty sure as a fellow Fallout fan you can understand where I might be coming from!  I feel like a parent that is frustrated with a stupid child,  Yes, I may love them, but I also want to smack them upside the dam head! . UPDATE! . I am not totally stupid! . I know a fair amount of tech stuff! (I now know a lot more now than I did 48 hours ago!) . There were multiple reinstalls of both the game and various drivers, file Verifications, compatibilit...

! . . FOR MORE STUPID MCU MEMES GO TO! . MCU https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/blog-page_55.html . ! . Everyone keeps guessing and making different theories about the so-called, all-powerful . MAD TITAN THANOS! . And how Hard He is supposed to be! . “RUN AWAY!” . “THANOS IS COMING!” . BUT! . ANYONE CAN SINGLE HANDLEY BEAT OFF THANOS! . ANYONE! . They only have to be prepared to do, “Whatever it takes!” “Whatever is necessary” . Without any heed to their own pride, or personal ego! . LET HIM COME! . ALL THEY REQUIRE IS MERELY THE WILL TO DO IT! . ! . (And a large enough hand to fit around his huge purple penis!) . Joke immaturity rating 8/10  . ! . NOTE . Before any of you happen to decide to judge me too harshly! . REMEMBER THAT! . THOR RAGNAROK had a,  "Your Hammer pulled you off?...." ,  Joke in it!!! . . In AGE OF ULTRON Toney Stark asks of Black Widow and Dr Banner, As a throwaway line, . "What kept you? Are you two finished playing hide...

! . RE: Youth Strike 4 Climate . . Riddle me this! . . Question? . When is a protest of civil disobedience? . NOT a protest of civil disobedience? . . Answer! . When you get official legal permission to do it first! . . . It is not a protest of civil disobedience, . If you get official legal permission to do it first! . ! . . ! . Facebook resources seem to have been frozen, . . !  . IMPORTANT! . Just to stop any rampant paranoia. . IT IS ONLY A TOTAL COINCIDENCE THAT FACEBOOK ANS INSTAGRAM ARE DOWN, A FEW DAYS BEFORE A MAJOR WORLDWIDE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTEST! . Youth Strike 4 Climate . IT IS NOT SABOTAGE! . These weird unlikely coincidences happen all the time, . It does NOT mean something sinister is a work to protect corporate polluters profits! . Understand! . !

. . ! . Dear Marvel Universe, . I would love to have a very small part in . BLACK WIDOW! . But that can never, ever, happen! . Unfortunately... . She is only a fictitious character, . That will never exist in real life! . Plus if she existed she would be a little out of my league! . (Actually, let's be honest, A LOT out of my league!) . So instead, . If at all possible, . . I will settle for a walk-on role, . In a Black Widow Movie in the real world Instead! . ! ! . NOTE . Before any of you happen to decide to judge me too harshly! . REMEMBER THAT! . THOR RAGNAROK had a,  "Your Hammer pulled you off?...." ,  Joke in it!!! . . In AGE OF ULTRON Toney Stark asks of Black Widow and Dr Banner, As a throwaway line, . "What kept you? Are you two finished playing hide the Zucchini" . (It is a green long vegetable being used as a HULK penis joke reference!) . ! . !

! . A public service message! . WTF DUDE! . ! . .

! . GEEK ATTACK! . Oh No! . They have made a fictitious character, . A different,  . Gender, Race, Look or Sexuality! . Let us all have a weird dull debate about whether this is ok!  . This crap is happening so often now, . That I have decided to save some time and just make a Muti-Purpose Meme to slap up! . . Here is a much better question! . Why do people care! . Does the Gender, Race, Look or Sexuality, . In any significant way significantly change the Plot, Characterisation or Dialogue? . If the answer is "NO" . Then it never mattered! . No one is asking you to shag or screw this totally fictitious character! . . I have never refused to buy and eat ice cream because the person selling it was any particular gender, race or sexuality. . All I care about is if the actual ice cream I am eating is tasty and a pleasant experience to eat! . Why is this any different? . ! . . !  .  SHOULD THE JOKER BE GAY? . At the risk of s...

! . GEEK ATTACK! . THANOS v’s DARK PHEONIX!  . My opinion that is almost 100% bound to be totally wrong! . THIS IS 100% Bound to be Wrong! . But my own gut feeling is that, . (Not so much from the MCU but rather from the original Marvel comics,) . Is that Thanos with all his pretty clearly categorised crystals and army, and discipline seems to be the epitome of order. . While Dark Phoenix springs out of nowhere within the same universe with power equal to ‘Thanos with a full infinity gauntlet’, Full or blind toddler style rage and fury, seems to be the equal and opposite personification of chaos!. . It almost seems .... . (Again I admit THIS IS 100% Bound to be Wrong!) . As if when a superpower of “Order” is achieved by Thanos that the universe had to maintain balance by manifesting randomly, an equally powerful force of chaos! . So in a way, Thanos has unintentionally made Dark Phoenix happen! . . Kind of reminds me of the legendary Fantastic 4 issue...

! . SHOULD THE JOKER BE GAY? . At the risk of seeming maybe a little homophobic, . (Which I hope I am not either personally or in comment content,) . The joker would not be gay, . Or straight, . The very definition of the joker is someone who is not limited by any social norms, boundaries or social conventions. . If any DC villain was going to be truly “Pansexual” it would be The Joker, . Would anyone really be that surprised if in an adult DC comic, . If Harley Quin walked in to find the Joker with his Hard Dick in mid shag of the eye socket of a toy ‘Jabba the Hut’ toy doll while reciting victorian poetry in Klingon! . Put it this way, How screwed up it Deadpools behavioural limitations in the Marvel universe, . And how much more completely ‘Batshit Nuts’ is The Joker in the DC universe. . !

! . “Be Yourself!” . “Be the biggest, largest, most" . "Yourself" . "That you can ever possibly be!” . . “Because," . "You are no one unless someone hates you,” . . If a business is better off without you because 3 other customers will leave if you stay! . . Then you must be doing something right! . ! ! . Fragment of a random idea for a script, . <A work in progress,> . Him : . “Horrray! I have won!” . Her : . “ What have you won exactly?” . “A stuffed cuddly toy?” . “A bag of sweeties?” . “A temporary delusional feeling of power to try and stem the pain of the fact you last romantic partner saw you only as conquest and as a piece of property?” . “Which is why they had more than one secret family?” . “Because they never really loved you?” . Him : . <Eyes fill with delicious agony while the mouth gapes open in horror,> . Her : . “And that is why kiddies,” . “You never play or touch with fire,” . “And you don’t mess with a sociopathic hyp...

! Fine the sleeping rough! It’s Common sense! And fine! The poorly dressed that get cold The hungry and cold for getting unhealthy The unhealthy for getting sick The disabled and sick for not working And the poor for being not being able to pay a fine! . See also .  One Reason I Think I Would Never Choose To Be Homeless For More Than A Few Nights! https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/blog-page_91.html . . .

! . Needing to apply to stay in own your home!  . Plus a  totally unrelated question on an English language definition. . This! . https://twitter.com/i/status/1103241656961245190 . (PS, On a totally separate unrelated note, Can someone remind me what the definition of? “governmental institutionalised corruption,” Is again?) . I need reminding because I seem to have spontaneously forgotten, . . . Theresa May, . "A person that considers themselves a citizen of the world is a citizen of nowhere, . They do not understand what citizenship means!..." . Ross Lombardi . "A person that considers morality a negotiable in this world is totally morally bankrupt," . They do not understand what morality means!" . !

! . ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH TO SOLVE THIS LOGIC PROBLEM? . Most people are not! . ! . . . ! . ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH TO SOLVE THIS LOGIC PROBLEM? . Most people are not! . . IF . <G> = <L> . IF . <G> IS THE OPPOSITE OF <E> . IF . <H> IS THE OPPOSITE OF <L> . THEN LOGICALLY THEN, . WHAT DOES <H> ALSO EQUAL? . . OR TO PUT THE SAME QUESTION ANOTHER WAY. . IF . <GOD> = <LOVE> . IF . <GOD> IS THE OPPOSITE OF <THE INCARNATION OF EVIL.> . IF . <HATE> IS THE OPPOSITE OF <LOVE> . LOGICALLY THEN, . WHOM DOES <HATE> ALSO EQUAL? . . If your Priest, Imam, Rabbi or Preacher is teaching Hate, . Are they REALLY Serving GOD? . . If they are not serving God then logically, . Whom are they actually serving? . . ! ! . CHEMISTRY QUESTION! . Does anyone happen to know the correct Urdu word for Water? . OR . Do they Happen to know the Arabic word for Water? . What about the Chinese word for Water? . Is there any real chemi...

Making Money out of Anger!

Some people do not like children.

! . All taxes should be as certain as certain as death! . DEAR USA (and UK) . You could easily look after everyone and have free health care! . Just make all the greedy fuckers out there pay a fair amount of tax and take away all the tax loopholes. . 50% of the wealth is owned by 4% of the world! . Trickle down economy? . Trickle down wealth? . My hairy fat arse! . But sure, you go ahead and keep drinking the ”Cool-aid” and regurgitate to everyone that it is the unreasonable illegal immigrant's fault for wanting to escape being forced to join murder drug gangs and having their children being raped! . You are so disproving of that and you are so highly moral that you obviously you would not resort to doing the same thing yourself, to protect your own family, if you were in their same position. . Capitalism  IS a good thing when it is properly controlled and regulated! . Taxes  ARE   a good thing when they are properly controlled and regulated! . . ...

! . True Patriots Of America! . Defend YOUR Democracy! . GIVE PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP A WALL! . DO NOT LET MR DONALD TRUMP STAND ALONE! . . !

. Have you tried that new coffee style?  The TRUMP AMERICANO? . . . . .

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! . I have not been able to confirm this, (So it might not be true). . But apparently,  Dave Bautista has offered a negative opinion about  Mr Johnson's (Formally known as The Rock) acting ability.  . No disrespect but Dave Bautista is wrong in my humble opinion. . Ignore Mr Johnson's blockbusters where he has to play to his established market and instead look at his slightly less well know stuff such as "Be Cool" (The sequel to "Get Shorty ") . Mr Johnson has excellent comic timing for line delivery. . Some actors have to rely on snap conversation edits to get that effect, . But he does it in extended non-cut conversation scenes, . So we know it is not just formed by skilful editing! . And comedy is one of the hardest things to successfully play, in some select ways, much harder than drama! . !