! . Dear , Rosicrucians . If t he Rosicrucians w ant me as a member, . FUCK OFF! . Please be aware that Ross Lombardi is constantly inundated with constant approaches by various several societies, . And you have no fucking chance so do not even bother to waste my time! . NOTE! Your group does not “Make the cut” and achieve the high standard of performance required! . You are not even slightly close! . Yours Ross Lombardi. . . . . ! SHMOO! . !

! . Dear, Illuminati . If the Illuminati want me as a member, . I would welcome the submission of their application, . After which they have no need to keep contacting me. . I will let you know, . If the Illuminate’s representatives are fortunate enough to get past the application stage and be granted the honour of an interview then they will be contacted within 3 months of the application receipt. . Please be aware that Ross Lombardi is constantly inundated with constant approaches by various several societies, So your patience while your application is reviewed would be much appreciated! . If your secret society is offered any position, They will only be accepted for an initial 3-month trial period to assess their performance! . NOTE! You are not entitled to any explanation to how or why the association with Mr Ross Lombardi might have been terminated in the likely event your group does not “Make the cut” and achieve the high standard of performance required! . Yours Ross Lomb...

! . Ok, Mr Downey . You reckon that the End Game Battle cannot be predicted! . I'll have a go, . There will be No final battle with Thanos. . Thanos will already be dead! . Because when he killed half the universe he included EVERYONE in that 50/50 lottery! . Including himself! . Thanos Lost that bet 50/50 bet and turned into a pile of ashes just as he watched the sun come up! . The final battle will be against someone else! . ! . UPDATE! . Except for the fact,  That less than two hours after creating and posting this, the latest Trailer came out!  In which Thanos had used the stones a second time!  . So I guess I am more than just a "little bit" , totally wrong on this one! . !

! . MCU END GAME Is 3 hours enough? . ! . . . I think about 4 hours 30 min would be about my limit,  . (Yes, I am a human with an honest realistic limit, not just blowing geek smoke!) .

! . Thoughts on my upcoming PIP interview. Version 1, April 5th 2019 . . INTRODUCTION!  . I am getting a PIP (Personal Independence Payment) Interview this Tuesday the 9th. . This seems a little odd considering that I only put my application on the 25th of March, . Most people are talking about how it can take up to 8 weeks for such an interview and a further 6 for a decision. . Due to the large number of applications the government target for an application clearance has been set back to 17 weeks. . But I get my interview given within only 15 days of my application landing on their doormat. . Weird! Right? . This leads to two possible conclusions. . A) . That a governmental department has become well organised and efficient. . Or . B) . That I am part of a batch that is being fast-tracked for rejection to help clear the workload quickly so a badly run system can manage to make their new extended target. . Totally ignoring the fact that each application represents a human bei...

! When you ask, “Who is the most important Marvel Character?” ! . . ! . When you ask, “Who is the most important Marvel Character?” . Please Clarify the question, . Do you mean, "Who is the most important Marvel Character in their own universe?" . OR . Do you mean, "Who is the most important Marvel Character to ‘our’ real universe in terms of social and pop culture impact?"  . . (Hearing this kinda crap is one of the two ways you can spot a Media Studies Degree student,) . . (The other is when they say) ( "Do you want fries with that?" ) . !

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! . GEEK ATTACK!  MCU!  STARK TRUTHS! . No one has worked out that Howard Stark may have used various experimental methods to have greatly increase Toney's natural intelligence to superhuman levels. . Tony is unknowingly one of the first Enhanced-Humans! . Even Tony himself has not worked that out yet! . To me, it seemed a bit super obvious since I saw both the Captain America and Iron Man 2 films!  . It was only a very recent conversation with a fellow fan and friend that made me realise that no one else might have realised this! . As I can foresee some fans losing their shit over this theory, I grade each bit of evidence on a quality scale! . . C = Circumstantial only 0.5 point, . P = Plausible worth 1 point  .  D= Definitely suspicious 2 points  .  A = Absolutely certain 3 points.  . . I reckon a decent case will need at least 6 points in total, although I am going to aim for 10. . . Evidence ...

! . “Socialisation” . . A private musing on personal philosophy, . I have been plagued by “Mental Health issues” for the majority of my life. . In the name of improving my personal “Mental Health,” I have made an extra big effort to be more social and connect with people. . This was a mistake. . This was a mistake for the following reasons. . 1) . Each “Effort” cost was given a budget of 30£ time. . This was used on going out to local pubs and bars and attempting to be nice and friendly and reminding myself that people are worth my effort, and for our mutual gain. . That is 120£ in a 4 week month! . That is a hell of a lot of money for someone relying on government financial social benefits to survive! . Consider all the books, PC games, DVD’s that you can get for that! . 2) . It had become clear that such “Socialisation” Makes me deeply uncomfortable. . It has become equally clear that I also make many of the people I meat equally “Deeply uncomfortable”. . One bar owner privately ...

! . COMING SOON! . (Probably) . ! . . . . Just to clarify, . (Because my wife thought the joke might be a bit too harsh!) . No disrespect to Ms Johnasson is meant, . Only a light poke in fun. . I am not a professional film critic, Or A Hollywood insider! . No gives two craps (or should) about what some random fat man from the industrial north of England thinks on this subject! . But if you wanted an opinion, of what I actually really think outside of this joke, then it is the following. . My totally uninformed opinion is, . That she is far more talented then people realise. . I think she is pulling, what I call, a ... "DiCaprio" . I think that much the same way people might not have realised how talented Leonardo DiCaprio was during his "Pretty Boy" phase unless they had seen him in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape," . I suspect (but obviously do not actually know) that we have not yet seen what she can actually do! . I suspect that as the normal ...

. . RE: Fallout 4 random crashing! Don't give me trite links to the support site! Don't give me crap about verifying files! Don’t just placate me with you half arse constant excuses and standardised responses! I am not a mere exception I am a common frustration! Bethesda! Get Your Heads Out Of Your Arse and sort this SHIT OUT! NOW! You are screwing your own reputation over! I am spamming this as an open letter and making dam sure that they get the message!  Please excuse my present rage!  I am pretty sure as a fellow Fallout fan you can understand where I might be coming from!  I feel like a parent that is frustrated with a stupid child,  Yes, I may love them, but I also want to smack them upside the dam head! . UPDATE! . I am not totally stupid! . I know a fair amount of tech stuff! (I now know a lot more now than I did 48 hours ago!) . There were multiple reinstalls of both the game and various drivers, file Verifications, compatibilit...

! . . FOR MORE STUPID MCU MEMES GO TO! . MCU https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/blog-page_55.html . ! . Everyone keeps guessing and making different theories about the so-called, all-powerful . MAD TITAN THANOS! . And how Hard He is supposed to be! . “RUN AWAY!” . “THANOS IS COMING!” . BUT! . ANYONE CAN SINGLE HANDLEY BEAT OFF THANOS! . ANYONE! . They only have to be prepared to do, “Whatever it takes!” “Whatever is necessary” . Without any heed to their own pride, or personal ego! . LET HIM COME! . ALL THEY REQUIRE IS MERELY THE WILL TO DO IT! . ! . (And a large enough hand to fit around his huge purple penis!) . Joke immaturity rating 8/10  . ! . NOTE . Before any of you happen to decide to judge me too harshly! . REMEMBER THAT! . THOR RAGNAROK had a,  "Your Hammer pulled you off?...." ,  Joke in it!!! . . In AGE OF ULTRON Toney Stark asks of Black Widow and Dr Banner, As a throwaway line, . "What kept you? Are you two finished playing hide...

! . RE: Youth Strike 4 Climate . . Riddle me this! . . Question? . When is a protest of civil disobedience? . NOT a protest of civil disobedience? . . Answer! . When you get official legal permission to do it first! . . . It is not a protest of civil disobedience, . If you get official legal permission to do it first! . ! . . ! . Facebook resources seem to have been frozen, . . !  . IMPORTANT! . Just to stop any rampant paranoia. . IT IS ONLY A TOTAL COINCIDENCE THAT FACEBOOK ANS INSTAGRAM ARE DOWN, A FEW DAYS BEFORE A MAJOR WORLDWIDE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTEST! . Youth Strike 4 Climate . IT IS NOT SABOTAGE! . These weird unlikely coincidences happen all the time, . It does NOT mean something sinister is a work to protect corporate polluters profits! . Understand! . !

. . ! . Dear Marvel Universe, . I would love to have a very small part in . BLACK WIDOW! . But that can never, ever, happen! . Unfortunately... . She is only a fictitious character, . That will never exist in real life! . Plus if she existed she would be a little out of my league! . (Actually, let's be honest, A LOT out of my league!) . So instead, . If at all possible, . . I will settle for a walk-on role, . In a Black Widow Movie in the real world Instead! . ! ! . NOTE . Before any of you happen to decide to judge me too harshly! . REMEMBER THAT! . THOR RAGNAROK had a,  "Your Hammer pulled you off?...." ,  Joke in it!!! . . In AGE OF ULTRON Toney Stark asks of Black Widow and Dr Banner, As a throwaway line, . "What kept you? Are you two finished playing hide the Zucchini" . (It is a green long vegetable being used as a HULK penis joke reference!) . ! . !

! . A public service message! . WTF DUDE! . ! . .

! . GEEK ATTACK! . Oh No! . They have made a fictitious character, . A different,  . Gender, Race, Look or Sexuality! . Let us all have a weird dull debate about whether this is ok!  . This crap is happening so often now, . That I have decided to save some time and just make a Muti-Purpose Meme to slap up! . . Here is a much better question! . Why do people care! . Does the Gender, Race, Look or Sexuality, . In any significant way significantly change the Plot, Characterisation or Dialogue? . If the answer is "NO" . Then it never mattered! . No one is asking you to shag or screw this totally fictitious character! . . I have never refused to buy and eat ice cream because the person selling it was any particular gender, race or sexuality. . All I care about is if the actual ice cream I am eating is tasty and a pleasant experience to eat! . Why is this any different? . ! . . !  .  SHOULD THE JOKER BE GAY? . At the risk of s...

! . GEEK ATTACK! . THANOS v’s DARK PHEONIX!  . My opinion that is almost 100% bound to be totally wrong! . THIS IS 100% Bound to be Wrong! . But my own gut feeling is that, . (Not so much from the MCU but rather from the original Marvel comics,) . Is that Thanos with all his pretty clearly categorised crystals and army, and discipline seems to be the epitome of order. . While Dark Phoenix springs out of nowhere within the same universe with power equal to ‘Thanos with a full infinity gauntlet’, Full or blind toddler style rage and fury, seems to be the equal and opposite personification of chaos!. . It almost seems .... . (Again I admit THIS IS 100% Bound to be Wrong!) . As if when a superpower of “Order” is achieved by Thanos that the universe had to maintain balance by manifesting randomly, an equally powerful force of chaos! . So in a way, Thanos has unintentionally made Dark Phoenix happen! . . Kind of reminds me of the legendary Fantastic 4 issue...

! . SHOULD THE JOKER BE GAY? . At the risk of seeming maybe a little homophobic, . (Which I hope I am not either personally or in comment content,) . The joker would not be gay, . Or straight, . The very definition of the joker is someone who is not limited by any social norms, boundaries or social conventions. . If any DC villain was going to be truly “Pansexual” it would be The Joker, . Would anyone really be that surprised if in an adult DC comic, . If Harley Quin walked in to find the Joker with his Hard Dick in mid shag of the eye socket of a toy ‘Jabba the Hut’ toy doll while reciting victorian poetry in Klingon! . Put it this way, How screwed up it Deadpools behavioural limitations in the Marvel universe, . And how much more completely ‘Batshit Nuts’ is The Joker in the DC universe. . !

! . “Be Yourself!” . “Be the biggest, largest, most" . "Yourself" . "That you can ever possibly be!” . . “Because," . "You are no one unless someone hates you,” . . If a business is better off without you because 3 other customers will leave if you stay! . . Then you must be doing something right! . ! ! . Fragment of a random idea for a script, . <A work in progress,> . Him : . “Horrray! I have won!” . Her : . “ What have you won exactly?” . “A stuffed cuddly toy?” . “A bag of sweeties?” . “A temporary delusional feeling of power to try and stem the pain of the fact you last romantic partner saw you only as conquest and as a piece of property?” . “Which is why they had more than one secret family?” . “Because they never really loved you?” . Him : . <Eyes fill with delicious agony while the mouth gapes open in horror,> . Her : . “And that is why kiddies,” . “You never play or touch with fire,” . “And you don’t mess with a sociopathic hyp...

! Fine the sleeping rough! It’s Common sense! And fine! The poorly dressed that get cold The hungry and cold for getting unhealthy The unhealthy for getting sick The disabled and sick for not working And the poor for being not being able to pay a fine! . See also .  One Reason I Think I Would Never Choose To Be Homeless For More Than A Few Nights! https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/blog-page_91.html . . .