! . Dear Westminister Collection, . I love the lovely New Brexit commemorative coins you have so lovingly produced! . They are beautiful! . Truly Stunning! . Thank you! . . . . Can the Westminister Collection please also diversify their range of desirable collectables to help have more options to celebrate Brexit please? . . Some suggestions, . Perhaps a commemorative Brexit can opener? . With pretty decorative etchings on the side? . Or . . Perhaps a commemorative Brexit allotment gardening tool selection? . Again with pretty raise reliefs the celebrate the big day? . . . Maybe a commemorative Brexit shotgun to help defend you allotment crops, so your family don’t starve that winter? . Again with a gorgeous designer engraved stock and barrel? . . Maybe even a secret compartment in the stock to hide anything really valuable, . Such as your personal horde of penicillin or insulin. . . Yours Most Sincerely  Ross Lombardi of Redcar,  . ! . .

! . WTF INFLUENCER? . I never REALLY understood what an Influencer "IS" or "Was"? . Is any fellow arrogant idiot who throws their opinions around like confetti an influencer? . Am I “One”? . Or is there some special "Influencer" certificate you must get first? . Is there an "I happen to have an opinion" club badge? . Do I have to share and drink the blood of another "influencer" under a full moon, while sitting on a goat’s skull and reciting the lyrics to old "S club 7" tracks backwards? . Is there a cure? . Is it defined by a minimum number of Twitter followers? . Or a maximum number of times you had to reopen a new Facebook account under another name because of social media bans? . When do you cross the invisible line from, “Digital Soap Box Jocky, Keyboard ranter” To “Influencer” (Or are they simply just exactly the same thing!) . !

! . . ! . . . I DO NOT GET THE JOKE? . . HINT ZERO . THINK GEEK! . . HINT 1 . THINK "MARVEL" . . HINT 2 . THINK "MCU" . . HINT 3 . THINK "CAPTAIN AMERICA FILMS" . . HINT 4 . THINK "WINTERS SOLDIER" . ! . . . . ! . I will be voting Labour . I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, DO NOT want the Conservatives to win. . BUT! . I would much rather the Conservatives got in than ANYONE not being able to cast their VOTE! . Because beyond any party lines or any political differences, . We should all still be Pro-Democracy first and foremost above all else! . !

! . DEAR ALL UK POLITICIANS! . There are more important things than You! Now is NOT the time to put your career first! . . During this mess of Brexit and Proroguing. There will be two types of politician . 1) Those with integrity . 2) The opportunist . If you are doing what you believe is right for us No matter what that is Even if I disagree with you Then well done! . If you are being an opportunist Even if I agree with your actions You are a Super Shitty Treasonous Troll! . Only you, will ever really know which you are! . ! . .

! . IMPORTANT NOTE: . This article has been upgraded from mere post to full page! . For new edits and additions please now go to the page version of this topic. . That link is here! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/blog-page_228.html . ! . I am so angry right now! . The Anglican Mainstream has posted an article link with the title,  FAREWELL TO THE ‘GAY GENE’ THEORY  By a twat called  Michael Cook, Bio Edge . In it they say, . "There is no single “gay gene”, according to an article in Science which analyses survey responses about same-sex sexual behaviour and correlates them with genetic data." . . NOTE: NO SINGLE GAY GENE!? . Guess What! There is no "one single gene" for blue eyes either! No "One Single Gene" EVER does ANYTHING! . That is not how genetics works!  (Except, maybe, in cheaply written fantasy sci-fi and action cartoons! But never in real life!) . You are taking bits of a very long complex study and distilling...

! . Public Research Help Request:  Embarrassment? . . I don't really understand? . I jump onto an empty dance floor if I love the song! . I really do not understand "embarrassment" . Not really . Not the way the rest of you seem too . What's it like? . . Does it really feel so very bad? that you have to let it hold you back so often? ? . . This is not posted as a "Brag" "Spoof" or "Joke". This is a real question about a real thing I am researching. . Please send any links, article or ideas to . RATLOMBOT@GMAIL.COM . . It may seem like a superpower but my inability to get properly embarrassed has some negative knock-on effects. 1) I am far less bothered about personal hygiene compared to other people It is a dull upkeep chore so I do the bare minimum to maintain physical health. . The flip side of that is, Getting dressed up does not add to my confidence, the same way it seems to for everyone else. . 2) I can accidentally be off...

! . I feel I need a rest . I am going (try to) take a social media break from the 29th 12 noon Till the 31st 11am UK TIME! . All assholes will have to wait patiently for me to reopen for their sarcastic response! . . I will probably spend the time “Searching for God” . Comparing the Bible with the Quran. . Also, read a bit of Bhagavad Gita . Just English translations, I am not smart enough to learn a new language. . If I feel I deserve it, Play some Overwatch as DVA! . !

! . So far . Lombot.co.uk . Page Hits by Country from Feb 2018 to 27th Aug 2019 . Hits that do not accept cookies will not be shown on the stats! . But people save pages without reading them, So divided the hits by 10 for the amounts actually read! . . . So far Lombot.co.uk The Top article hits from Feb 2018 to 27th Aug 2019 . Hits that do not accept cookies will not be shown on the stats! . But people save pages without reading them, So divided the hits by 10 for the amounts actually read! . . !

! . Asking the Prime Minister to Increase the Tax on the Wealthy to help the poor? . I agree he should, But it is kind of pointless. . . It is like asking me personally to go to my elderly Mums house and screaming at her "Stupid Fucking Bitch Mother Fucker!" "Die! Die! Die!",  . He comes from that world, . It is very much his elderly mother! . Even if he really, really wanted to, (which he would not!) . . Mr Boris Boy could never have the balls to this! . . There is a line in a Harry Potter Film “It is hard to stand up to your enemies” “But it is even harder to stand up to your friends” . Long after his political career ends, It would make him a forever a pariah at all future posh garden parties! He would forever feel too ashamed and embarrassed! He would feel that is asking far too much of him! . And that would matter far more to him than any human suffering of us plebs! . I am not saying he is evil or even a weak man, Only that he is only a mere hu...

! . No one is "Sub Human" . Even those who consider others as "Sub Human" are not themselves "Sub Human" . "In the face of evil, it is very easy to become what you hate," "In your very fight to oppose it!" . Be Angry, Yes Be Enraged, Yes . But avoid, (if you can) Hating anyone! . . PS This is so much easier to "glibly type" than actually "Do" . If you manage to pull this one off, . Be sure to let me know how you managed to do it! . Give me some tips! . Because I am merely Human . I struggle with this a bit, A lot of the time!   . Especially when I am faced with Total Shits like, . Nigel ‘Fucking’ Farage.  . Naughty Trumpy Man  . And Tommy ‘The King of Twats’ Robinson  . In this world! . !

Between The Far Right The Far Left + Pseudo Religious Zealots! I suspect I have started to turn "pissing off self-important people" Into an art form! If I get squished The list of suspects is getting long now! All I really want is people to stop being shitty to each other! . .

! . HISTORY CHALLENGE!  . Name one Human ruling institution, either religious or political in our entire World history, that has ever managed to "Stay Honest" for a least 20 years! . ! . Historically Britain has constantly broken its promises,  . But that makes it no different from any other governmental system or regime in the whole of Human history.  . ! All us Humans are Shit!  . !

New stupid, very silly, MCU question just for giggles, Party Bus! Start the party at any on earth location, Unlimited budget, Max party time 3 weeks. 5 seats! You have NO control on how or where the party will go, Or where you will end up. Or what, or who, you will end up doing! It is a Party! NOT a help the innocent duty time! You are not there to have a 'heroic' adventure, only a debauched one! Which MCU (Yes for this scenario they are all alive!) do you spend time debauching with! Remember only 5 seats! Only 5! No cheating with flyers or teleporters and stuff! If they can not get on the bus, you can not party with them! (So technically, an ant size Ant-Man will always be a freebie option if you want him! Although I still in my soul, feel like it is cheating!) (NOTE: Just as before this is only for giggles!)

! . Ok, . Here is a stupid, very silly, question just for giggles, . Which would be easier for YOU personally to pick up! . Out of these 3! . 1) . Thors Hammer! . . 2) . Black Widow at a Bar! . . Or . . 3) . Tony Stark at a Bar! . . (Note: Remember this is just for giggles, none of these really exist so don't blow a vein about it in anger!) . . PS I think for the sake of the scenario we (because Thor's hammer is available) can assume this set pre-Ragnarok. So All alive and Hammer not squished by Hella! OK! 　 . !

! . Dear Patrice Lovelace, (Panjea) One of the Gatekeepers of Live Music in London, Promoter for the Campden club. The Underworld . To paraphrase the film 'Princess Bride', . "Punk!” “You keep using that word,” “I do not think it means,” “What you think it means!" . (pass it on) . !

! . ! . . ! . Here is the original, . ! . And to be duly fair here is a link where you can purchase the original T-shirt if you happen to want one! . CREATIVETEE https://www.creativeteesus.com/stores/k-hat?fbclid=IwAR2AuhRXS82qfMe8dU80DOmMPxffZCvQMkeRQlH3RbiMysTdbNT-CWXlTCc . ! .

! . Yet, even more proof that the whole of humankind is not worth saving, And probibally never was. . I am tired. . I want to give up on everyone, now. . !