!!  .  THIS!  .  THIS RIGHT HERE!  .  This is amazing!  .  !! . https://twitter.com/i/status/1233395932072480768 . .

!  .  Dear Fart Book  .  ! . .

. ! . DEAR WORLD . I have a decision to make And It’s a hard one. . A relative has been diagnosed with Autism / Asperger's And because we are so similar it has led to a realisation that I might also very likely have Asperger's . I’m not going to lie, Being hit with my PIP last year has hit me HARD! . BUT I don’t want to be someone just harvesting whatever benefits I can. I also don’t want to have every article I write and every meme I create suddenly undermined and reduced to “His opinion doesn’t really matter” he just has Asperger's” . SO, the questions are, Do I have a Moral right to check for a diagnosis? (and maybe get my PIP back)? (Because my inability to cope with potential co-workers is the main factor keeping me from work) Am I seeking a diagnosis for the right reasons? And Would this invalidate everything I create from then on if it turns out that I do have Asperger's? And if so is that a price worth paying? . This is one of those very rare times that I in...

Dear GOD! An Ernest Prayer! Dear GOD! If you're up their mate?! . Then please Cleve the world in twain with a large space rock of some kind. . Stop being so fucking lazy! . It by far time to end all this shit! . I'm not even joking anymore at this point!

! . Investigating Police please note : . ‘When’ and not ‘if’ I am found dead in my chair It was NOT the “Extreme Right” that got me OR The “Extreme Left” OR EVEN My wife after one too many crap jokes. . . Ti’s was the PC game “Stellaris” that killed me! . . . Because it is so good, that I have played it so much in my one first go, that I threw up with chest pains due to lack of sleep! . (Apparently, fat unhealthy 46-year-olds still need to sleep!)  (Who would have guessed?)  . And even ‘THEN’ and even ‘NOW’, at ‘THAT’ extreme point, it both took and is taking a real concerted effort of willpower to walk away! . ! . . . . . THIS IS NOT a "Shmoo!" post! .

! . Dear Westminister Collection, . I love the lovely New Brexit commemorative coins you have so lovingly produced! . They are beautiful! . Truly Stunning! . Thank you! . . . . Can the Westminister Collection please also diversify their range of desirable collectables to help have more options to celebrate Brexit please? . . Some suggestions, . Perhaps a commemorative Brexit can opener? . With pretty decorative etchings on the side? . Or . . Perhaps a commemorative Brexit allotment gardening tool selection? . Again with pretty raise reliefs the celebrate the big day? . . . Maybe a commemorative Brexit shotgun to help defend you allotment crops, so your family don’t starve that winter? . Again with a gorgeous designer engraved stock and barrel? . . Maybe even a secret compartment in the stock to hide anything really valuable, . Such as your personal horde of penicillin or insulin. . . Yours Most Sincerely  Ross Lombardi of Redcar,  . ! . .

! . WTF INFLUENCER? . I never REALLY understood what an Influencer "IS" or "Was"? . Is any fellow arrogant idiot who throws their opinions around like confetti an influencer? . Am I “One”? . Or is there some special "Influencer" certificate you must get first? . Is there an "I happen to have an opinion" club badge? . Do I have to share and drink the blood of another "influencer" under a full moon, while sitting on a goat’s skull and reciting the lyrics to old "S club 7" tracks backwards? . Is there a cure? . Is it defined by a minimum number of Twitter followers? . Or a maximum number of times you had to reopen a new Facebook account under another name because of social media bans? . When do you cross the invisible line from, “Digital Soap Box Jocky, Keyboard ranter” To “Influencer” (Or are they simply just exactly the same thing!) . !

! . . ! . . . I DO NOT GET THE JOKE? . . HINT ZERO . THINK GEEK! . . HINT 1 . THINK "MARVEL" . . HINT 2 . THINK "MCU" . . HINT 3 . THINK "CAPTAIN AMERICA FILMS" . . HINT 4 . THINK "WINTERS SOLDIER" . ! . . . . ! . I will be voting Labour . I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, DO NOT want the Conservatives to win. . BUT! . I would much rather the Conservatives got in than ANYONE not being able to cast their VOTE! . Because beyond any party lines or any political differences, . We should all still be Pro-Democracy first and foremost above all else! . !

! . DEAR ALL UK POLITICIANS! . There are more important things than You! Now is NOT the time to put your career first! . . During this mess of Brexit and Proroguing. There will be two types of politician . 1) Those with integrity . 2) The opportunist . If you are doing what you believe is right for us No matter what that is Even if I disagree with you Then well done! . If you are being an opportunist Even if I agree with your actions You are a Super Shitty Treasonous Troll! . Only you, will ever really know which you are! . ! . .

! . IMPORTANT NOTE: . This article has been upgraded from mere post to full page! . For new edits and additions please now go to the page version of this topic. . That link is here! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/blog-page_228.html . ! . I am so angry right now! . The Anglican Mainstream has posted an article link with the title,  FAREWELL TO THE ‘GAY GENE’ THEORY  By a twat called  Michael Cook, Bio Edge . In it they say, . "There is no single “gay gene”, according to an article in Science which analyses survey responses about same-sex sexual behaviour and correlates them with genetic data." . . NOTE: NO SINGLE GAY GENE!? . Guess What! There is no "one single gene" for blue eyes either! No "One Single Gene" EVER does ANYTHING! . That is not how genetics works!  (Except, maybe, in cheaply written fantasy sci-fi and action cartoons! But never in real life!) . You are taking bits of a very long complex study and distilling...

! . Public Research Help Request:  Embarrassment? . . I don't really understand? . I jump onto an empty dance floor if I love the song! . I really do not understand "embarrassment" . Not really . Not the way the rest of you seem too . What's it like? . . Does it really feel so very bad? that you have to let it hold you back so often? ? . . This is not posted as a "Brag" "Spoof" or "Joke". This is a real question about a real thing I am researching. . Please send any links, article or ideas to . RATLOMBOT@GMAIL.COM . . It may seem like a superpower but my inability to get properly embarrassed has some negative knock-on effects. 1) I am far less bothered about personal hygiene compared to other people It is a dull upkeep chore so I do the bare minimum to maintain physical health. . The flip side of that is, Getting dressed up does not add to my confidence, the same way it seems to for everyone else. . 2) I can accidentally be off...

! . I feel I need a rest . I am going (try to) take a social media break from the 29th 12 noon Till the 31st 11am UK TIME! . All assholes will have to wait patiently for me to reopen for their sarcastic response! . . I will probably spend the time “Searching for God” . Comparing the Bible with the Quran. . Also, read a bit of Bhagavad Gita . Just English translations, I am not smart enough to learn a new language. . If I feel I deserve it, Play some Overwatch as DVA! . !

! . So far . Lombot.co.uk . Page Hits by Country from Feb 2018 to 27th Aug 2019 . Hits that do not accept cookies will not be shown on the stats! . But people save pages without reading them, So divided the hits by 10 for the amounts actually read! . . . So far Lombot.co.uk The Top article hits from Feb 2018 to 27th Aug 2019 . Hits that do not accept cookies will not be shown on the stats! . But people save pages without reading them, So divided the hits by 10 for the amounts actually read! . . !

! . Asking the Prime Minister to Increase the Tax on the Wealthy to help the poor? . I agree he should, But it is kind of pointless. . . It is like asking me personally to go to my elderly Mums house and screaming at her "Stupid Fucking Bitch Mother Fucker!" "Die! Die! Die!",  . He comes from that world, . It is very much his elderly mother! . Even if he really, really wanted to, (which he would not!) . . Mr Boris Boy could never have the balls to this! . . There is a line in a Harry Potter Film “It is hard to stand up to your enemies” “But it is even harder to stand up to your friends” . Long after his political career ends, It would make him a forever a pariah at all future posh garden parties! He would forever feel too ashamed and embarrassed! He would feel that is asking far too much of him! . And that would matter far more to him than any human suffering of us plebs! . I am not saying he is evil or even a weak man, Only that he is only a mere hu...

! . No one is "Sub Human" . Even those who consider others as "Sub Human" are not themselves "Sub Human" . "In the face of evil, it is very easy to become what you hate," "In your very fight to oppose it!" . Be Angry, Yes Be Enraged, Yes . But avoid, (if you can) Hating anyone! . . PS This is so much easier to "glibly type" than actually "Do" . If you manage to pull this one off, . Be sure to let me know how you managed to do it! . Give me some tips! . Because I am merely Human . I struggle with this a bit, A lot of the time!   . Especially when I am faced with Total Shits like, . Nigel ‘Fucking’ Farage.  . Naughty Trumpy Man  . And Tommy ‘The King of Twats’ Robinson  . In this world! . !

Between The Far Right The Far Left + Pseudo Religious Zealots! I suspect I have started to turn "pissing off self-important people" Into an art form! If I get squished The list of suspects is getting long now! All I really want is people to stop being shitty to each other! . .