! . Blog Report March 2020 . . International page hits last 30 days. . . Top Stories Last 30 Days! (Please See Important note below about the nature of some titles!)  . . NOTE Do not be "Put Off" by some of the titles I use on my site, Some (But NOT all!) titles are "Misleading", Or are written it the spirit of the satirist Jonathan Swifts "Modest Proposal". . Some stories may seem at first, to be full of hate or bigotry for 99% of its content, Only to turn around with a very sarcastic last two lines which shows the absurdity of the initial fake viewpoint. . Because "preaching to the choir" archives very little. Making a Bigot doubt themselves is the true aim! . . IMPORTANT NOTE ON HIT NUMBERS. . It is good practice to divide ALL hit numbers by 10 to assess the Actual number of readers. Because out of 10 page hits most are saved for later by people but might never, actually, be read. . So 1k of hits is actually on...

! . THIS IS JUST CLICKBAIT! . That is it! . That is all! . Nothing else to see here! . I just wanted to know how many people would click on a link that openly admitted that the entire page was only mere clickbait. And you all went ahead and clicked on it anyway! . I LITERALLY TOLD YOU THAT THIS PAGE WAS ONLY CLICKBAIT! . Exactly how stupid are you? . . If you wish to complain about this very, Very, VERY shitty page then click here!  . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/fake-warning-do-not-publih.html . !

Let us have a quick poke and investigate of "Lead Stories" See who they are and perhaps who runs and finances them, Shall we? ! Why? Because of this. congressional hearing..... That's why! (The Fact Checkers might not be trustworthy, themselves!) . https://youtu.be/1iCVn_JvOiQ

! . "IF" we do bring back Marxism... . . Then I insist that I get to be "Groucho"! . . . You lot can share the other 3 brothers between you! . !

! . Coronavirus  Vs  The unsung hero, backbone in the foundations of the world economy!. . PLEASE, USE COMMON SENSE! KEEP THE SCHOOLS OPEN! . We DO NOT want a situation were vulnerable grandparents are having to look after grandchildren because the parents still have to go to work! . . But what about the teachers? . . Most teachers will retire at 60 (ish) and NOT be over 70! . Teachers will almost certainly be infected but unless they have an underlying respiratory disease, or suppressed immune system they 'should' be able to shrug it off. . True the school is not a safe workplace, BUT then again, THERE ARE NO SAFE WORKPLACES FOR ANYONE! . No safe workplace for the people trying to restock the shelves. . No safe workplace for the people trying to serve you at the till. . No  safe workplace for the people trying to manage the gas stations, deliver the post or take out the garbage. . . There are NO costless perfect solutions. No miracle...

? . Dark Thought: . What "IF", . . That while Coronavirus is mostly a physical threat to the very old... . . . It also turned out, much later. . . . . That 'It' also more than halves the world fertility rate of all the very young it infects? . . . . . What 'if' decades from now,  We find out it has made over half the human population sterile? .

! . DID TRUMP ATTEMPT TO "OWN" A POTENTIAL CORNAVIRUS VACCINE?  .  NO! THERE IS NO PRESENT RELIABLE EVIDENCE THAT THIS HAPPENED! . I too shared this very same story as a Tweet prematurely. . I, really, dislike Trump (to put it mildly) His ICE policy is disgusting, BUT  I let my hate of him repeat a Tweet BEFORE doing any personal Fact-Checking First! . I NEED to be better than that! . So, I wrote … “'l will check this out over the next few days.” “In today's environment, we all have to doubt everyone all the time and double-check everything!” . “If we just mindlessly repeat what supports our world view then we become the enemies of truth rather than its defenders!” . “I am not going tricked into handing People like Tump a gift-wrapped chance to feel any justified moral superiority!!” . “SCREW THAT WITH A PICKLE!” . “They are going to have to make do with mere delusions of "Moral Superiority" Instead!!!..." . . <10 Minutes later> . ...

! . CORONAVIRUS! SOME PERSPECTIVE!  . . March 31st 2020 . RE: My earlier post from March 6th (See below) . I was wrong and now I feel like a total arse hat! . Although the figures are true,  They are NOT a complete and correct picture! .  Because what the figures below do not include is the following extra fact. . That t he Coronavirus Virus is over twice as infectious as flu! . N o piss poor excuses. I totally fucked up and dropped the ball. . Sorry! . I have left the entry from March the 6th below to show my screw up and to openly admit and "own" that I totally screwed up! . . March 6th 2020 . From https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/ . Coronavirus Cases: 98,440 . Deaths: 3,387 . Recovered: 55,660 . BUT!  . “Seasonal flu kills 291,000 to 646,000 people worldwide each year, according to a new estimate that's higher than the previous one of 250,000 to 500,000 deaths a year. The new figures ...

!!  .  THIS!  .  THIS RIGHT HERE!  .  This is amazing!  .  !! . https://twitter.com/i/status/1233395932072480768 . .

!  .  Dear Fart Book  .  ! . .

. ! . DEAR WORLD . I have a decision to make And It’s a hard one. . A relative has been diagnosed with Autism / Asperger's And because we are so similar it has led to a realisation that I might also very likely have Asperger's . I’m not going to lie, Being hit with my PIP last year has hit me HARD! . BUT I don’t want to be someone just harvesting whatever benefits I can. I also don’t want to have every article I write and every meme I create suddenly undermined and reduced to “His opinion doesn’t really matter” he just has Asperger's” . SO, the questions are, Do I have a Moral right to check for a diagnosis? (and maybe get my PIP back)? (Because my inability to cope with potential co-workers is the main factor keeping me from work) Am I seeking a diagnosis for the right reasons? And Would this invalidate everything I create from then on if it turns out that I do have Asperger's? And if so is that a price worth paying? . This is one of those very rare times that I in...

Dear GOD! An Ernest Prayer! Dear GOD! If you're up their mate?! . Then please Cleve the world in twain with a large space rock of some kind. . Stop being so fucking lazy! . It by far time to end all this shit! . I'm not even joking anymore at this point!

! . Investigating Police please note : . ‘When’ and not ‘if’ I am found dead in my chair It was NOT the “Extreme Right” that got me OR The “Extreme Left” OR EVEN My wife after one too many crap jokes. . . Ti’s was the PC game “Stellaris” that killed me! . . . Because it is so good, that I have played it so much in my one first go, that I threw up with chest pains due to lack of sleep! . (Apparently, fat unhealthy 46-year-olds still need to sleep!)  (Who would have guessed?)  . And even ‘THEN’ and even ‘NOW’, at ‘THAT’ extreme point, it both took and is taking a real concerted effort of willpower to walk away! . ! . . . . . THIS IS NOT a "Shmoo!" post! .

! . Dear Westminister Collection, . I love the lovely New Brexit commemorative coins you have so lovingly produced! . They are beautiful! . Truly Stunning! . Thank you! . . . . Can the Westminister Collection please also diversify their range of desirable collectables to help have more options to celebrate Brexit please? . . Some suggestions, . Perhaps a commemorative Brexit can opener? . With pretty decorative etchings on the side? . Or . . Perhaps a commemorative Brexit allotment gardening tool selection? . Again with pretty raise reliefs the celebrate the big day? . . . Maybe a commemorative Brexit shotgun to help defend you allotment crops, so your family don’t starve that winter? . Again with a gorgeous designer engraved stock and barrel? . . Maybe even a secret compartment in the stock to hide anything really valuable, . Such as your personal horde of penicillin or insulin. . . Yours Most Sincerely  Ross Lombardi of Redcar,  . ! . .

! . WTF INFLUENCER? . I never REALLY understood what an Influencer "IS" or "Was"? . Is any fellow arrogant idiot who throws their opinions around like confetti an influencer? . Am I “One”? . Or is there some special "Influencer" certificate you must get first? . Is there an "I happen to have an opinion" club badge? . Do I have to share and drink the blood of another "influencer" under a full moon, while sitting on a goat’s skull and reciting the lyrics to old "S club 7" tracks backwards? . Is there a cure? . Is it defined by a minimum number of Twitter followers? . Or a maximum number of times you had to reopen a new Facebook account under another name because of social media bans? . When do you cross the invisible line from, “Digital Soap Box Jocky, Keyboard ranter” To “Influencer” (Or are they simply just exactly the same thing!) . !

! . . ! . . . I DO NOT GET THE JOKE? . . HINT ZERO . THINK GEEK! . . HINT 1 . THINK "MARVEL" . . HINT 2 . THINK "MCU" . . HINT 3 . THINK "CAPTAIN AMERICA FILMS" . . HINT 4 . THINK "WINTERS SOLDIER" . ! . . . . ! . I will be voting Labour . I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, DO NOT want the Conservatives to win. . BUT! . I would much rather the Conservatives got in than ANYONE not being able to cast their VOTE! . Because beyond any party lines or any political differences, . We should all still be Pro-Democracy first and foremost above all else! . !

! . DEAR ALL UK POLITICIANS! . There are more important things than You! Now is NOT the time to put your career first! . . During this mess of Brexit and Proroguing. There will be two types of politician . 1) Those with integrity . 2) The opportunist . If you are doing what you believe is right for us No matter what that is Even if I disagree with you Then well done! . If you are being an opportunist Even if I agree with your actions You are a Super Shitty Treasonous Troll! . Only you, will ever really know which you are! . ! . .