. Who could have done a better job than Boris? . EASY With the same resources Access to all the same information And 3 weeks prep time, to study and plan. . ME! . I like planning so much that my dream present at 18 was a A Filing Cabinet! . I am a cold sociopath with a strict personal "ethics" code. . I would do the 'evil' for 'the greater good ' that had to be done. . Once the emergency was over I would let myself be judged and executed. . . What "Evil" might you ask? . Make all WI-Fi (at top speed) and TV packages free . Go to the various private warehouses with the military and take all the PPE by force at gunpoint (To then give to the NHS.)  . Gun down illegal street parties if they don't disperse in 30 mins and 3 warnings . . AND THEN! BY CHOICE! PAY FOR MY "EVIL" CRIMES LATER! . Because ALL my all Victims DO deserve justice! BUT I would have saved far more lives than Boris has! . .

! . Ian Duncan Smith MP? Has 'It' met any real live people before? . . "It's Time to unlock the Lockdown and trust the common sense of the British People" Ian Duncan Smith MP ! Common Sense? Really? ? Has 'It' even met the "British People" before? Or even ANY real live people? Anywhere? ? 'It' might as well be saying, ! "IT'S TIME TO UNLOCK" "Both the Candy Store," "Matches, Petrol" "AND" "The Very Sharp Knives," "And trust the common sense of unsupervised diabetic haemophiliac toddlers"! . ? ! DO NOT TRUST "US" THE PUBLIC TO HAVE ANY COMMON SENSE! ! HAVE YOU MET "US"? ?

! . Dear Miss Naughty Trumpy Man . On behalf of the rest of the world . I politely enquire what sad excuse for War will be used to ensure you win the next USA election? ? We are all very curious about what it will be this time around. . ? . .

! . For the REAL reason for WW1 See Blackadders theory in "Blackadder Goes Forth!" BBC 1989: . Private Baldrick : "No, the thing is: The way I see it, these days there's a war on, right? and, ages ago, there wasn't a war on, right? So, there must have been a moment when there not being a war on went away, right? and there being a war on came along. So, what I want to know is: How did we get from the one case of affairs to the other case of affairs?" . Captain Blackadder : Do you mean "How did the war start?" . Lieutenant George : "The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire- building." . Captain Blackadder : "George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganiki. I hardly think that we can be entirely absolved of blame on the imperialistic front." . Lieutenant George : "Oh, no, sir, absolutely not." . [aside, ...

. Let us ALL have a Mass Debate! . Fartbook Group! . For those of us that refuse to "Shut the hell up!" . https://www.facebook.com/groups/260960967662450 . . I am trying to RE-START my old debating page! . This is a debating group. (Please excuse the title pun). It is for intelligent discussion and debate of all subjects! . While I personally have strong left-wing liberal views you can NOT have a debate without opposing opinions, SO unlike some other groups (to order allow the group to achieve its function), We WILL allow Racism, homophobia and other things I personally find abhorrent. . BUT that does not simply give a free licence! . IF YOU SAY something contentious then you will be expected to give a REASONED argument and if necessary, site source material (Try and Site an actual respected published academic book NOT just Wikipedia). . You do NOT need to have a certain level to education to enter a debate, all reasoned views are welcome. BAD SPELLING OR GRAMMER DOES NOT! R...

! . THE WEEKLY "SILLY DAY" LOCKDOWN IDEA! . Because life is hard at the moment! How about we all have Wednesdays as "Silly Day". . That means, For one day a week, (I nominate Wednesdays!) . 1) No serious post! (Sharing Or Creating!) . 2) No politics or Virus stories (Sharing Or Creating!) . 3) Burying your shitty ego, and NOT Worrying about trying to look cool, your personal image or having self-respect! . 4) Dedicating this one day a week to just being very immature, silly, and trying to make at least two people smile or better still giggle! . 5) Whenever someone insults you, gets salty, throws shade, or tries to make a serious subject of discussion about what you posted, INSTEAD of letting yourself get sucked in, just type as a response... "SHMOO!" Until midnight of the silly day! . (You can always give a proper response back when the "Silly Day" ends!) . . !

! . “IF” I could get Donald Trump alone, Could I beat him in a fight for 20£?? . Just a few Follow up hypothetical questions. . 1) Can the Challenger choose to fight him 6 ish hours after his exercise “Leg Day”? . 2) Does have to know you are coming? Or can you blindside him as he stumbles drunk out of a pub? . 3) “If“, you are allowed to blindside him, are you also allowed to spike his pint first? . 4) Are you allowed to use personal information about any family tragedies he might have, to make him lose his temper, so he swings wildly and loses focus? . 5) Can I also have a bunch of 5 or 6, 11-year-old D&D players?  As my back up crew? . 6) Can you use a weapon? I am thinking maybe a Mortar, an RPG or maybe a geocentric orbital Mass Driver! . 7) As he is in his 70's Can I wait until he is struggling to breathe because of contracting coronavirus first? . 8) Can I have full body armour? . 9) Can my full body armour be spiked, with the spikes electrified with 20 k volt...

! . Blog Report March 2020 . . International page hits last 30 days. . . Top Stories Last 30 Days! (Please See Important note below about the nature of some titles!)  . . NOTE Do not be "Put Off" by some of the titles I use on my site, Some (But NOT all!) titles are "Misleading", Or are written it the spirit of the satirist Jonathan Swifts "Modest Proposal". . Some stories may seem at first, to be full of hate or bigotry for 99% of its content, Only to turn around with a very sarcastic last two lines which shows the absurdity of the initial fake viewpoint. . Because "preaching to the choir" archives very little. Making a Bigot doubt themselves is the true aim! . . IMPORTANT NOTE ON HIT NUMBERS. . It is good practice to divide ALL hit numbers by 10 to assess the Actual number of readers. Because out of 10 page hits most are saved for later by people but might never, actually, be read. . So 1k of hits is actually on...

! . THIS IS JUST CLICKBAIT! . That is it! . That is all! . Nothing else to see here! . I just wanted to know how many people would click on a link that openly admitted that the entire page was only mere clickbait. And you all went ahead and clicked on it anyway! . I LITERALLY TOLD YOU THAT THIS PAGE WAS ONLY CLICKBAIT! . Exactly how stupid are you? . . If you wish to complain about this very, Very, VERY shitty page then click here!  . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/fake-warning-do-not-publih.html . !

Let us have a quick poke and investigate of "Lead Stories" See who they are and perhaps who runs and finances them, Shall we? ! Why? Because of this. congressional hearing..... That's why! (The Fact Checkers might not be trustworthy, themselves!) . https://youtu.be/1iCVn_JvOiQ

! . "IF" we do bring back Marxism... . . Then I insist that I get to be "Groucho"! . . . You lot can share the other 3 brothers between you! . !

! . Coronavirus  Vs  The unsung hero, backbone in the foundations of the world economy!. . PLEASE, USE COMMON SENSE! KEEP THE SCHOOLS OPEN! . We DO NOT want a situation were vulnerable grandparents are having to look after grandchildren because the parents still have to go to work! . . But what about the teachers? . . Most teachers will retire at 60 (ish) and NOT be over 70! . Teachers will almost certainly be infected but unless they have an underlying respiratory disease, or suppressed immune system they 'should' be able to shrug it off. . True the school is not a safe workplace, BUT then again, THERE ARE NO SAFE WORKPLACES FOR ANYONE! . No safe workplace for the people trying to restock the shelves. . No safe workplace for the people trying to serve you at the till. . No  safe workplace for the people trying to manage the gas stations, deliver the post or take out the garbage. . . There are NO costless perfect solutions. No miracle...

? . Dark Thought: . What "IF", . . That while Coronavirus is mostly a physical threat to the very old... . . . It also turned out, much later. . . . . That 'It' also more than halves the world fertility rate of all the very young it infects? . . . . . What 'if' decades from now,  We find out it has made over half the human population sterile? .

! . DID TRUMP ATTEMPT TO "OWN" A POTENTIAL CORNAVIRUS VACCINE?  .  NO! THERE IS NO PRESENT RELIABLE EVIDENCE THAT THIS HAPPENED! . I too shared this very same story as a Tweet prematurely. . I, really, dislike Trump (to put it mildly) His ICE policy is disgusting, BUT  I let my hate of him repeat a Tweet BEFORE doing any personal Fact-Checking First! . I NEED to be better than that! . So, I wrote … “'l will check this out over the next few days.” “In today's environment, we all have to doubt everyone all the time and double-check everything!” . “If we just mindlessly repeat what supports our world view then we become the enemies of truth rather than its defenders!” . “I am not going tricked into handing People like Tump a gift-wrapped chance to feel any justified moral superiority!!” . “SCREW THAT WITH A PICKLE!” . “They are going to have to make do with mere delusions of "Moral Superiority" Instead!!!..." . . <10 Minutes later> . ...

! . CORONAVIRUS! SOME PERSPECTIVE!  . . March 31st 2020 . RE: My earlier post from March 6th (See below) . I was wrong and now I feel like a total arse hat! . Although the figures are true,  They are NOT a complete and correct picture! .  Because what the figures below do not include is the following extra fact. . That t he Coronavirus Virus is over twice as infectious as flu! . N o piss poor excuses. I totally fucked up and dropped the ball. . Sorry! . I have left the entry from March the 6th below to show my screw up and to openly admit and "own" that I totally screwed up! . . March 6th 2020 . From https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/ . Coronavirus Cases: 98,440 . Deaths: 3,387 . Recovered: 55,660 . BUT!  . “Seasonal flu kills 291,000 to 646,000 people worldwide each year, according to a new estimate that's higher than the previous one of 250,000 to 500,000 deaths a year. The new figures ...

!!  .  THIS!  .  THIS RIGHT HERE!  .  This is amazing!  .  !! . https://twitter.com/i/status/1233395932072480768 . .

!  .  Dear Fart Book  .  ! . .

. ! . DEAR WORLD . I have a decision to make And It’s a hard one. . A relative has been diagnosed with Autism / Asperger's And because we are so similar it has led to a realisation that I might also very likely have Asperger's . I’m not going to lie, Being hit with my PIP last year has hit me HARD! . BUT I don’t want to be someone just harvesting whatever benefits I can. I also don’t want to have every article I write and every meme I create suddenly undermined and reduced to “His opinion doesn’t really matter” he just has Asperger's” . SO, the questions are, Do I have a Moral right to check for a diagnosis? (and maybe get my PIP back)? (Because my inability to cope with potential co-workers is the main factor keeping me from work) Am I seeking a diagnosis for the right reasons? And Would this invalidate everything I create from then on if it turns out that I do have Asperger's? And if so is that a price worth paying? . This is one of those very rare times that I in...