! Trump's existence makes me want to 'give up' on the whole of mankind! And instead, just slide into becoming some sad loser of a serial killer Because If 'IT' can gain power in the once Good USA Then how can ANY of Human Race, in general, have any value?

! Suppressing Fart Gun Bum Fun ! ! Because the world is so bad at the moment ! We ALL desperately need some silliness now ! Question: ! Topic: Firearms and Health ! ? What are the potential benefits and effects of having a gun suppressor up your arse when you are flatulent and farting a hell of a lot? ? ! Why the silly question? . Because I was so angry at various people in the USA for making the situation worse with inflammatory comments and causing things to escalate... . That in my blind rage I started DOING EXACTLY THE SAME THING! . I need to fix that! . And NOT be a hypocrite! !

! . RULE 1 : . Always try and follow ALL the rules! . . RULE 2 : . "IF" you DO break a rule,  . Then DAM WELL Break E'm Good N' Hard! . (You are going to get just as punished for doing a half measure as you are going full bore nuke!) . #CummingsTheCovidSpreader . ! . .

. . So why read MY blog? lombot.co.uk ? ? Well that all depends ? What sort of content are you in the current mood for? ? . . WHY READ THIS BLOG? . 388 pages of diverse contents . Spread over 22 themed sections. . All my created content is Public Domain and totally Copywrite free. So, Go Help yourself! . (In order of appearance…) . . STANDING NOTICES! (General site maintenance and policy news) . THE BIG LIST OF RAT GEEK PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT SCIENCE PAGE RANTS! . GO GREEN! SAVE THE HUMAN RACE FROM EXTINCTION! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT ART PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT HEALTH PAGE RANTS! . DAD RANT! WILL YOU BLOODY KIDS PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP! (Family themed Satire) . THE BIG LIST OF RAT MONEY PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT SEX AND GENDER PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT ANTI RACE BIGOTRY AND ANTI FAITH BIGOTRY PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT ANTI-HOMOPHOBIC PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RATS SAVE OUR UK NHS PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT DRUGS PAGE RANTS! . ...

Why the hell would “whether or not” to "Relax the Lockdown" ever be a "Political Decision" and not a "Scientific" or "Medical" based one? Is their little bit of shitty power in the little corner of their little bit of shitty playground THAT important? Are they unable to see the big picture? OR Are they simply just far too self-absorbed and myopic to care? . The larger universe laughs in disdain at such small-minded thinking! . If ALL of life was a stock market. Then the value of human life and common decency has long since crashed. And the market value for those ‘Commodities’ will NEVER stabilise or EVER recover! . .

! . I do hope Derek M. Chauvin gets at least 10 days of prison! . 10 days is more than enough for his crimes! . “If” The 10 days prison is in with the rest of the prison population Then that would effectively be a life sentence! . Do the math, . An Ex-Cop, . A Racist Trapped with an unjust disproportionate amount of the people he hates. . Add those two factors together! . Derek M. Chauvin  =  Dead Rancid Pork Walking It ain't rocket science! . ! .   . He may get 10 years.  . But that won't matter.  . He would not survive any more than 10 days.  . 10 days is all you need!  . . They may not even need to change the bedsheets! . . NOTE: . To clarify... . I am not evil enough to wish harm to anyone! . BUT . I am also Not stupid enough to bet my own £5 on this corrupt douche bag, somehow, against all odds,  surviving the year! . !

Please excuse this test Twitter is being a cunt (again)

NOTE TO THE WORLD I am doing a 3-day stinker. (A 3-day roleplaying campaign) (V2 Dirge System) (‘Petals of Metal’ Universe) (You won't have heard of these as they are both invented by me.) From between Next Tuesday morning. 26th of May Until Saturday morning 30h May 2020 I will be unable to join you all for any online gaming, Or Social Media commentary during that time.

! . PUBLIC DIRTY LAUNDRY  Will the "Back to School debate"  Be my Marriage  DEAL BREAKER!  . Based on this, . "However, the government has also made it clear that parents and guardians will not be penalised should they decide not to send their children back to school when they are encouraged to do so." . “Whilst there will be no penalty for families who do not send their children to school, families will be strongly encouraged to take up these places – unless the child or a family member is shielding or the child is particularly vulnerable due to an underlying condition,” the Department for Education said." . From here . https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/schools-reopen-when-uk-date-lockdown-children-parents-fine-a9509861.html . I am going to keep my own kids out of school for as long as possible! (Until it becomes legally mandatory again!)  . However, my Wife totally disagrees! . There may well be very heated future shouting involved!...

. Who could have done a better job than Boris? . EASY With the same resources Access to all the same information And 3 weeks prep time, to study and plan. . ME! . I like planning so much that my dream present at 18 was a A Filing Cabinet! . I am a cold sociopath with a strict personal "ethics" code. . I would do the 'evil' for 'the greater good ' that had to be done. . Once the emergency was over I would let myself be judged and executed. . . What "Evil" might you ask? . Make all WI-Fi (at top speed) and TV packages free . Go to the various private warehouses with the military and take all the PPE by force at gunpoint (To then give to the NHS.)  . Gun down illegal street parties if they don't disperse in 30 mins and 3 warnings . . AND THEN! BY CHOICE! PAY FOR MY "EVIL" CRIMES LATER! . Because ALL my all Victims DO deserve justice! BUT I would have saved far more lives than Boris has! . .

! . Ian Duncan Smith MP? Has 'It' met any real live people before? . . "It's Time to unlock the Lockdown and trust the common sense of the British People" Ian Duncan Smith MP ! Common Sense? Really? ? Has 'It' even met the "British People" before? Or even ANY real live people? Anywhere? ? 'It' might as well be saying, ! "IT'S TIME TO UNLOCK" "Both the Candy Store," "Matches, Petrol" "AND" "The Very Sharp Knives," "And trust the common sense of unsupervised diabetic haemophiliac toddlers"! . ? ! DO NOT TRUST "US" THE PUBLIC TO HAVE ANY COMMON SENSE! ! HAVE YOU MET "US"? ?

! . Dear Miss Naughty Trumpy Man . On behalf of the rest of the world . I politely enquire what sad excuse for War will be used to ensure you win the next USA election? ? We are all very curious about what it will be this time around. . ? . .

! . For the REAL reason for WW1 See Blackadders theory in "Blackadder Goes Forth!" BBC 1989: . Private Baldrick : "No, the thing is: The way I see it, these days there's a war on, right? and, ages ago, there wasn't a war on, right? So, there must have been a moment when there not being a war on went away, right? and there being a war on came along. So, what I want to know is: How did we get from the one case of affairs to the other case of affairs?" . Captain Blackadder : Do you mean "How did the war start?" . Lieutenant George : "The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire- building." . Captain Blackadder : "George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganiki. I hardly think that we can be entirely absolved of blame on the imperialistic front." . Lieutenant George : "Oh, no, sir, absolutely not." . [aside, ...

. Let us ALL have a Mass Debate! . Fartbook Group! . For those of us that refuse to "Shut the hell up!" . https://www.facebook.com/groups/260960967662450 . . I am trying to RE-START my old debating page! . This is a debating group. (Please excuse the title pun). It is for intelligent discussion and debate of all subjects! . While I personally have strong left-wing liberal views you can NOT have a debate without opposing opinions, SO unlike some other groups (to order allow the group to achieve its function), We WILL allow Racism, homophobia and other things I personally find abhorrent. . BUT that does not simply give a free licence! . IF YOU SAY something contentious then you will be expected to give a REASONED argument and if necessary, site source material (Try and Site an actual respected published academic book NOT just Wikipedia). . You do NOT need to have a certain level to education to enter a debate, all reasoned views are welcome. BAD SPELLING OR GRAMMER DOES NOT! R...

! . THE WEEKLY "SILLY DAY" LOCKDOWN IDEA! . Because life is hard at the moment! How about we all have Wednesdays as "Silly Day". . That means, For one day a week, (I nominate Wednesdays!) . 1) No serious post! (Sharing Or Creating!) . 2) No politics or Virus stories (Sharing Or Creating!) . 3) Burying your shitty ego, and NOT Worrying about trying to look cool, your personal image or having self-respect! . 4) Dedicating this one day a week to just being very immature, silly, and trying to make at least two people smile or better still giggle! . 5) Whenever someone insults you, gets salty, throws shade, or tries to make a serious subject of discussion about what you posted, INSTEAD of letting yourself get sucked in, just type as a response... "SHMOO!" Until midnight of the silly day! . (You can always give a proper response back when the "Silly Day" ends!) . . !

! . “IF” I could get Donald Trump alone, Could I beat him in a fight for 20£?? . Just a few Follow up hypothetical questions. . 1) Can the Challenger choose to fight him 6 ish hours after his exercise “Leg Day”? . 2) Does have to know you are coming? Or can you blindside him as he stumbles drunk out of a pub? . 3) “If“, you are allowed to blindside him, are you also allowed to spike his pint first? . 4) Are you allowed to use personal information about any family tragedies he might have, to make him lose his temper, so he swings wildly and loses focus? . 5) Can I also have a bunch of 5 or 6, 11-year-old D&D players?  As my back up crew? . 6) Can you use a weapon? I am thinking maybe a Mortar, an RPG or maybe a geocentric orbital Mass Driver! . 7) As he is in his 70's Can I wait until he is struggling to breathe because of contracting coronavirus first? . 8) Can I have full body armour? . 9) Can my full body armour be spiked, with the spikes electrified with 20 k volt...

! . Blog Report March 2020 . . International page hits last 30 days. . . Top Stories Last 30 Days! (Please See Important note below about the nature of some titles!)  . . NOTE Do not be "Put Off" by some of the titles I use on my site, Some (But NOT all!) titles are "Misleading", Or are written it the spirit of the satirist Jonathan Swifts "Modest Proposal". . Some stories may seem at first, to be full of hate or bigotry for 99% of its content, Only to turn around with a very sarcastic last two lines which shows the absurdity of the initial fake viewpoint. . Because "preaching to the choir" archives very little. Making a Bigot doubt themselves is the true aim! . . IMPORTANT NOTE ON HIT NUMBERS. . It is good practice to divide ALL hit numbers by 10 to assess the Actual number of readers. Because out of 10 page hits most are saved for later by people but might never, actually, be read. . So 1k of hits is actually on...

! . THIS IS JUST CLICKBAIT! . That is it! . That is all! . Nothing else to see here! . I just wanted to know how many people would click on a link that openly admitted that the entire page was only mere clickbait. And you all went ahead and clicked on it anyway! . I LITERALLY TOLD YOU THAT THIS PAGE WAS ONLY CLICKBAIT! . Exactly how stupid are you? . . If you wish to complain about this very, Very, VERY shitty page then click here!  . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/fake-warning-do-not-publih.html . !

Let us have a quick poke and investigate of "Lead Stories" See who they are and perhaps who runs and finances them, Shall we? ! Why? Because of this. congressional hearing..... That's why! (The Fact Checkers might not be trustworthy, themselves!) . https://youtu.be/1iCVn_JvOiQ