! . RAT RANT COMMENT: Alabama students throwing "CORVID Parties"! . Alabama students throwing "CORVID Parties" ! . Not new! . The late 80s had AIDs parties! . Some young men wanted the "Gift of AIDS!", . This is not intended in any way as a homophobic anti-gay comment! . This was a very small minority stupidity 'sport'! . BUT it might count as an anti "ALL OF HUMANITY" comment! . Because every time you think, people can not possibly get any stupider, some human group does our species equivalent of "Hold my beer"! . . Again, Super small minority!  I can not obviously know what was in their heads.  . But at a guess,  I am thinking it might be like a world war one trench soldier who finds the stress of constant waiting too harsh so decides instead to charge the enemy alone to get (what they feel, is) the inevitable over with,  . But that is only a guess, . . Humans have weird ways of dealing with ...

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! . My Comment on the story  Community Outraged After Police Shoot 3 Children in the Head . . by https://www.ebony.com/ . https://www.ebony.com/news/community-outraged-after-police-shoot-3-children-in-the-head/?fbclid=IwAR3qPE_Uf0iFzJ8LaCFuD1S6i8SmyQNvplRH1T0oSIUm4n6QdSH-V-GSZJs . . I Smell BULLSHIT! . How do you achieve "Head Shots" on "Small Targets" , Through the window of a fast-moving cab, "Accidentally" ??? . On ALL 3 of them! . No one is THAT 'unlucky' a shot! . . “Accident” my very fat, hairy, unwashed arse! . . I am outright suggesting that these poor children's heads were actively and purposely aimed for by these Shitty Cunts ! . !

! . After a bad BJ manages to both cause a load of unnecessary death and still kills the economy! . “All is for the shittest in the shittest of possible worlds.” . ― Volt Butt Air, Candi Arse Thinking,  (The very last 2775 AD Edition) . . . And the most crap pretentious joke of the year (2020) goes to... . <Drumroll Please> . Ross - the total douche - Lombardi! . For his overplayed, Voltaire, Candide reference, (Last Edition 1775) . That wasn't even all that funny! . !

! . Am I the only one...? Who very rarely...? Once in a long while...? Gets so pissed off...? . That they sometimes feel that NO LIFE MATTERS! . OF ANY TYPE! . And just want to scorch every living cell off the face of this planet instead? . Or is that just me when I crave caffeine? . ! . And before anyone judges me too harshly . I am POSITIVELY 100% SURE That everyone over the age of 30 Has felt that way at least ONCE! At some point in their life by now! . If you say that you haven't Then you are either a Liar to Yourself or a non-human living Saint! . ! . .... Or I have totally misunderstood all basic human nature all this time... . ...And I am far more mentally fucked up than I first thought. . BUT . Nah! . That can not be it! . Can it? . SURELY NOT? . . ! . AND NOW THE FIT EVERYTHING IN ONE SINGLE TWEET CHALLENGE! . I will try and sum up in just one single Tweet why I feel the way I do! . Ready.. . . GO! . . No faith in our race  Forever Killing...

! . Some Casual Thoughts  About New UK Police Recruitment.  (With a nod towards past USA police Recruitment.) . The UK Government spends a good few years reducing the UK police force . Now they are reversing this with a large recruitment drive. . . All those, more experienced, officers previously lost would have all held certain world views. . And the newer, averagely younger, less experienced, officers may have different world views. . . The question is then . In the selection process, . Are the psychological parameters, exactly, the same? . Or . Will the psychological assessments be different? . Will those psychological assessments now be altered to be either? . A) Improve the number of fair-minded officers and ensure an even-handed justice for all? . OR INSTEAD. . B) Be altered to allow a new breed of officers that may be more inclined to follow the orders of a slightly more politically extreme Government? . . I am NOT putting on a tinfoil hat and saying the Go...

! Trump's existence makes me want to 'give up' on the whole of mankind! And instead, just slide into becoming some sad loser of a serial killer Because If 'IT' can gain power in the once Good USA Then how can ANY of Human Race, in general, have any value?

! Suppressing Fart Gun Bum Fun ! ! Because the world is so bad at the moment ! We ALL desperately need some silliness now ! Question: ! Topic: Firearms and Health ! ? What are the potential benefits and effects of having a gun suppressor up your arse when you are flatulent and farting a hell of a lot? ? ! Why the silly question? . Because I was so angry at various people in the USA for making the situation worse with inflammatory comments and causing things to escalate... . That in my blind rage I started DOING EXACTLY THE SAME THING! . I need to fix that! . And NOT be a hypocrite! !

! . RULE 1 : . Always try and follow ALL the rules! . . RULE 2 : . "IF" you DO break a rule,  . Then DAM WELL Break E'm Good N' Hard! . (You are going to get just as punished for doing a half measure as you are going full bore nuke!) . #CummingsTheCovidSpreader . ! . .

. . So why read MY blog? lombot.co.uk ? ? Well that all depends ? What sort of content are you in the current mood for? ? . . WHY READ THIS BLOG? . 388 pages of diverse contents . Spread over 22 themed sections. . All my created content is Public Domain and totally Copywrite free. So, Go Help yourself! . (In order of appearance…) . . STANDING NOTICES! (General site maintenance and policy news) . THE BIG LIST OF RAT GEEK PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT SCIENCE PAGE RANTS! . GO GREEN! SAVE THE HUMAN RACE FROM EXTINCTION! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT ART PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT HEALTH PAGE RANTS! . DAD RANT! WILL YOU BLOODY KIDS PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP! (Family themed Satire) . THE BIG LIST OF RAT MONEY PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT SEX AND GENDER PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT ANTI RACE BIGOTRY AND ANTI FAITH BIGOTRY PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT ANTI-HOMOPHOBIC PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RATS SAVE OUR UK NHS PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT DRUGS PAGE RANTS! . ...

Why the hell would “whether or not” to "Relax the Lockdown" ever be a "Political Decision" and not a "Scientific" or "Medical" based one? Is their little bit of shitty power in the little corner of their little bit of shitty playground THAT important? Are they unable to see the big picture? OR Are they simply just far too self-absorbed and myopic to care? . The larger universe laughs in disdain at such small-minded thinking! . If ALL of life was a stock market. Then the value of human life and common decency has long since crashed. And the market value for those ‘Commodities’ will NEVER stabilise or EVER recover! . .

! . I do hope Derek M. Chauvin gets at least 10 days of prison! . 10 days is more than enough for his crimes! . “If” The 10 days prison is in with the rest of the prison population Then that would effectively be a life sentence! . Do the math, . An Ex-Cop, . A Racist Trapped with an unjust disproportionate amount of the people he hates. . Add those two factors together! . Derek M. Chauvin  =  Dead Rancid Pork Walking It ain't rocket science! . ! .   . He may get 10 years.  . But that won't matter.  . He would not survive any more than 10 days.  . 10 days is all you need!  . . They may not even need to change the bedsheets! . . NOTE: . To clarify... . I am not evil enough to wish harm to anyone! . BUT . I am also Not stupid enough to bet my own £5 on this corrupt douche bag, somehow, against all odds,  surviving the year! . !

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NOTE TO THE WORLD I am doing a 3-day stinker. (A 3-day roleplaying campaign) (V2 Dirge System) (‘Petals of Metal’ Universe) (You won't have heard of these as they are both invented by me.) From between Next Tuesday morning. 26th of May Until Saturday morning 30h May 2020 I will be unable to join you all for any online gaming, Or Social Media commentary during that time.

! . PUBLIC DIRTY LAUNDRY  Will the "Back to School debate"  Be my Marriage  DEAL BREAKER!  . Based on this, . "However, the government has also made it clear that parents and guardians will not be penalised should they decide not to send their children back to school when they are encouraged to do so." . “Whilst there will be no penalty for families who do not send their children to school, families will be strongly encouraged to take up these places – unless the child or a family member is shielding or the child is particularly vulnerable due to an underlying condition,” the Department for Education said." . From here . https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/schools-reopen-when-uk-date-lockdown-children-parents-fine-a9509861.html . I am going to keep my own kids out of school for as long as possible! (Until it becomes legally mandatory again!)  . However, my Wife totally disagrees! . There may well be very heated future shouting involved!...

. Who could have done a better job than Boris? . EASY With the same resources Access to all the same information And 3 weeks prep time, to study and plan. . ME! . I like planning so much that my dream present at 18 was a A Filing Cabinet! . I am a cold sociopath with a strict personal "ethics" code. . I would do the 'evil' for 'the greater good ' that had to be done. . Once the emergency was over I would let myself be judged and executed. . . What "Evil" might you ask? . Make all WI-Fi (at top speed) and TV packages free . Go to the various private warehouses with the military and take all the PPE by force at gunpoint (To then give to the NHS.)  . Gun down illegal street parties if they don't disperse in 30 mins and 3 warnings . . AND THEN! BY CHOICE! PAY FOR MY "EVIL" CRIMES LATER! . Because ALL my all Victims DO deserve justice! BUT I would have saved far more lives than Boris has! . .

! . Ian Duncan Smith MP? Has 'It' met any real live people before? . . "It's Time to unlock the Lockdown and trust the common sense of the British People" Ian Duncan Smith MP ! Common Sense? Really? ? Has 'It' even met the "British People" before? Or even ANY real live people? Anywhere? ? 'It' might as well be saying, ! "IT'S TIME TO UNLOCK" "Both the Candy Store," "Matches, Petrol" "AND" "The Very Sharp Knives," "And trust the common sense of unsupervised diabetic haemophiliac toddlers"! . ? ! DO NOT TRUST "US" THE PUBLIC TO HAVE ANY COMMON SENSE! ! HAVE YOU MET "US"? ?

! . Dear Miss Naughty Trumpy Man . On behalf of the rest of the world . I politely enquire what sad excuse for War will be used to ensure you win the next USA election? ? We are all very curious about what it will be this time around. . ? . .

! . For the REAL reason for WW1 See Blackadders theory in "Blackadder Goes Forth!" BBC 1989: . Private Baldrick : "No, the thing is: The way I see it, these days there's a war on, right? and, ages ago, there wasn't a war on, right? So, there must have been a moment when there not being a war on went away, right? and there being a war on came along. So, what I want to know is: How did we get from the one case of affairs to the other case of affairs?" . Captain Blackadder : Do you mean "How did the war start?" . Lieutenant George : "The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire- building." . Captain Blackadder : "George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganiki. I hardly think that we can be entirely absolved of blame on the imperialistic front." . Lieutenant George : "Oh, no, sir, absolutely not." . [aside, ...