! . FINAL COUNT! . Blog Started on April 2018 . Over that time I have had 472 pages  getting  106 K of hits The convention is to divide hits by 10 for average reader count. That would be  10 K of readers . Not a single pound has ever been generated in any way, shape or form. . More importantly, I am willing to bet that not a single thought, idea, belief or soul has ever been even slightly altered. No effect on a single person's actions has happened. Not even the tiniest bit of bigotry has been stopped. . Although the blog was only from 2018 I have been trying to get a foot in the  'professional creative'  door since getting my BA degree in the late 90s . At 48  If it was going to happen for me, It would have happened by now. . I am now 49. . This on top of all the other many avenues in both art and writing I have tried and failed at means... ...I'm finally done. . Time to throw all those demanding mewing dreams into a dirty hessian sack with a heavy ...

 . Oct 21th 2020 things . Survey of the house! . "Sin Eater" accepted? . Watchdogs 3 out! . Sims expansion 10 announcements?! . . SUNDAY 18th 5:30 pm Facebook reopens  . Then do Huge 75% off sale on all art sites . (don't forget to push on Linkedin too!) . If less then 10 enquiries (not sales) by midnight 11:59 pm on the Monday 19th then close art business . . Artfire and the Framed! . If no art OR WRITING JOBS worth at least take home of £10, by 22nd THEN  . CLOSE... . LinkedIn Dreamy Fivver Freelancer Smashwords Reddit Quora . Cancel  Mouse Squeaks sub And Rat Rants sub . Say 'no' to Glen Durry Side work offer . . Clean up Facebook and Twitter and Instagram back to none business family and friends site . 24th . Take up drinking as an actual hobby! Watch more porn Stop being honest and Nobel Stop caring for the environment anymore Let my kids know that it is now ok to hit people, just like everyone else does. Take up petty crime Stay faithful to wife??? (not sure...

! . John Marcey  . What a Wuss!  . A Found less complaint based on tantrum of a grown arse baby! . What a Right-Wing Wuss! . ! . . And all because of this original meme... ! . PS, . Dear Fartbook . I DO NOT accept your authority over me . . (Hell, I don't even accept the police, govs or gods authority over me!) (Small 'g' on purpose!) . . It is 'piss easy' to just make another account with a fake name! . I could even chance my IP address! . To be clear! . You are the powerless ones! Not me! . And that applies to . Twatter . Also! . . "But you agreed to the terms and conditions!" . Yeh? . So? . I have also told people, "I love you" to get a shag, . And that wasn't true either! . !

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! TO KILL SOME TIME! ! I AM OFFERING a FREE Bespoke A2 Piece Oil Pastel Art, (no frame) AND ! I will even pay the first £10 of postage to send it to you. ! Conditions: 1) I am only doing 1 free piece for 1 person! 2) I request that you post it on your social media with a link to me 3) This will a brand new piece, NOT one of the already existing ones! 3) You choose the subject matter/theme, the most inspiring subject choice will get the art! 4) Closing date for requests 19th Oct 2020 Midnight GMT! ! Email RATLOMBOT@GMAIL.COM ! . .

! As much as I love my wife, She wants us to stay as a "Nice family". Unfortunately, It may well cause us to 'break up' one day. . I will always choose what is moral over my own survival and happiness. . What is Right is Right! What is Wrong is Wrong! . It is 'That' simple! . . NOTE I did NOT create this meme It was merely lifted from the NET! . . . NOTE I did NOT create this meme It was merely lifted from the NET! . RE: "Nice People" and the threat to my marriage!

! Not mine! Just taken for the Net  ! From Facebook group United Humanist! ! https://www.facebook.com/unitedhumanists ! . .

? Rethink? ? Reskill? ? Reboot? ? INSTEAD!  !  Kiss My Fat Hairy Arse! ! . . . A TORY at a very posh bar.  . . TORY MINISTER: . “I’d like a glass of that overpriced ‘Artist’s Spirit’ liquor,”  . “please” . . BARMAN: . “Certainly, sir” . “That will be £50” . . TORY MINISTER: . “Only £50!” . “A bargain at double the price!” . “Here is to all lives of quiet desperation!” . . BARMAN: . “How would you like your ICE, sir?” . “Cubes or Crushed?” . . TORY MINISTER: . “Oh, Obviously,”  . “I want all ‘Artist’s Spirit’s’ to be crushed!” . !

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? . Anyone else noticing the slightly irregular international markets patterns for... . GOLD . ASBESTOS . And . CERTAIN TYPES OF CERAMICS . Lately? . Anyone else feels that it might be a good time to invest heavily in . Advanced Heat Management Material Technology . Yet? . ?

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! !  WHEN NAZI PROPERGANDERIST SPREAD Qanon, Anti Vax, Soros CRAP.   . . The sun is made of lemon ice cream!  . Unicorns are real!  . I am going to be a famous writer someday because God told me!  . AND  'Their are NO speling erors in this coment'  . . LOOK!  . SEE!  . I can make up total shit to! . ! . . . . ! . Then that same someone then says,: . "I can’t support the corporate puppets" . . ME: . Really? . Purchased any 'named brand ' products or services lately? . ? . . ! . When I write, Understand this. . . I write with a deeply moved, resounding, emotional, passionate, feelings that are motivated by the sincerest... . . . ... Lack of respect of the world... . . . . ...That you care about . . . . . If you suspect that I think you are an idiot Then you are probably right! . HOWEVER, . "If" you assume I care when say I am an idiot Then you are probably wrong! . !

! . I DO understand AMERICAS problem, . BUT! Refusing to vote is NOT any solution! . But short of civil war and an armed uprising  (Which is VERY BAD!) The only immediate rather weak band-aid solution is to keep getting each party of this limited two-party system to only serve one term each, forever alternately. ( Never two terms in a row ) . To keep them busy doing the pretence of fighting each other, And keep them a bit off-balance as they have to swap desks and paperwork every 4 years. . THIS is all you have! . Until someone far smarter than me and you combined x10 finds a none destructive solve to this problem that would NOT cost thousands of innocent lives! . ! . When people all cry out for an armed uprising or a civil war in America to break the corrupt 2 party system To take back democracy from evil international corporations! . Those same international corporations, DROOL AND RUB THEIR BLOODY HANDS WITH GREEDY GLEE! . . THINK ABOUT IT! . Who do you think will make the mos...

! . Just for silliness... . GO ne FISH ing !  . . 1) I knew a fisherman once, His name was “ROD” . 2) He had a wife, Her name was “A NET" . 3) She was very physically strong, Even for a fisherman's wife, She had “Mussels” . 4) He, however, was a bit weak, He was known as physical “Shrimp” .  5) You could say he was a "Sea Weed" . 6) She was also good at punching! She could “Deck” anyone! . 7) She was strong but she was also a kind and giving person. She was not “Shellfish” . 8) Her favourite drink was “Port” . 8.1) His favourite drink was the innocent blood of young mermaids. (No pun here, just a touch of darkness for ‘shits and giggles’) . 9) When they were young they thoroughly enjoyed their honeymoon, They had a “Whale” of a time! . 10) She might have been half mermaid herself! She could tell the weight within a few ounces just by holding it. It was as if she had her own innate “Scales” . 11) They got their fishing boat cheap, There was a “Sail” on! . 12) T...

! . WHAT KILLED THE TRADITIONAL NEWSPAPER? . Well, it was either... . "Extinction Rebellion" in a single weekend of protest, . Or . The fact that all their sales plummeted through the floor due to a lack of integrity and the constant systemic sensationalist lying over decades so no one trusted them anymore. . It was one of those two things, . But who could possibly say for certain which it was for sure?? . ! . It is hard to be sympathetic to an industry that wantingly kept shooting itself in the foot. . The internet would never be able to compete with Newspaper Media 'IF' they had not ruined their own reputation. . As soon as the first person said,  . "You can't believe all you read in the press"   . The idea that they could not be trusted took hold. . The cancer that killed this industry should have been dealt with there and then and kept on top of. . Now it may be too late! . If you are a journalist that has lost your job. Aks yourself How much of th...

! . Twelve voices were shouting in anger, and they were all alike. No question, now, what had happened to the faces of the Donkeys. The Americans outside looked from Donkey to Elephant, and from Elephant to Donkey, and from Donkey to Elephant again; but already it was impossible to say which was which. . !

! . Dear Cuntservative America... . Destruction of property is not a valid form of protest? . REALLY? . Protestors tossed more than 92,000 pounds of tea into Boston Harbor. . The present-day value of the destroyed tea has been estimated at around $1 million. . . SOURCE . https://www.history.com/news/10-things-you-may-not-know-about-the-boston-tea-party#:~:text=It's%20estimated%20that%20the%20protestors,estimated%20at%20around%20%241%20million. . ! . NOTE: . I am NOT Condoning OR Condemning destruction of property as any form of protest . I am simply supplying a historical fact. . Nothing more . It is up to your own mind to give it any context! . !

! . I HATE  THAT SENDING MY KIDS BACK  TO SCHOOL IS MANDATORY! . I SHOULD HAVE A RIGHT TO CHOOSE! . (I do not trust the words or possible true intentions of the government!) . (I do not believe…) (…That they give a single solitary shit about my children!) . ! . .