. Life and Living PRIZE List . A hundred 3rd place prizes - Multiple shag partners . A handful of 2nd place prizes - Some personnel strength of character . Two joint 1st place prizes - One romantic partner and you are both besotted with each other for life. . . And a billion runner-up token consolation prizes for everyone else, of buckets of greasy food, drink, maybe drugs and lying to themselves "that they don't need anyone" while secretly dying of loneliness. . Only getting the 3rd place prize is far from ideal - but it is far better than 'winning' nothing at all! Sometimes you just have to settle for what you can get out of life. Not everyone gets to win a first prize. Hell, Not everyone even gets to win one of the consolation prizes! . Most people don't get Anything at all! .